tomorrow is another day

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

im very beautiful that's why I don't know how to drive

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[ID: A single panel of Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin's mom sits at her desk, upset at the paper in her typewriter. She says, "Who wrote "help I'm a bug" on my letter to grandma?" Calvin responds, "Evidently some bug. How strange" /End ID.]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.