Annabel 💕

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy life instead of making me feel like i’m at gunpoint over every tiny inconvenience.

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

Pintsized puntable punching bag princess

Pintsized pretty plappable puntable punching bag princess

bad and naughty rusty bolts get the breaker bar until they decide to listen to mommy and drip into the oil pan

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

therapy is cool and all but u could just let that brown eyed weird girl bite u

If I’m a good girl do I get to watch you while you jerk off?