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@anklethirstyrat
Rat of the Year 2025
Vote for your candidate
The-rat12
Anklethirstyrat
Bubblegumbabyrat
Rat-detector-24
a-rat-with-internet-access
Vote @anklethirstyrat or me. Either one of us will protect rats.
TRAITOR >:(
You threatening my ankles?
maybe
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Rat of the Year 2025
Vote for your candidate
The-rat12
Anklethirstyrat
Bubblegumbabyrat
Rat-detector-24
a-rat-with-internet-access
Vote @anklethirstyrat or me. Either one of us will protect rats.
TRAITOR >:(
Four days until judgement day
@anklethirstyrat, the venom.
@the-rat12, the jewel.
@bubblegumbabyrat, the palette.
@rat-detector-24, the catalyst.
You are the chosen. Make your final preparations. Shed blood in your names for honor.
To the victor go the spoils.
Hail to the Caves.
BIG NEWS, I missed it, but 21 hours ago @a-rat-with-internet-accesses finally got their second nomination! So they’ll be on the poll now unless someone steals that nomination.
@anklethirstyrat please eat the others for me. Thank you <3
as you wish. it will be so.
@thetrueratking it's just me and the ankle thirsty one left now.
@anklethirstyrat please eat me now. Thank you <3
*ourp*
Four days until judgement day
@anklethirstyrat, the venom.
@the-rat12, the jewel.
@bubblegumbabyrat, the palette.
@rat-detector-24, the catalyst.
You are the chosen. Make your final preparations. Shed blood in your names for honor.
To the victor go the spoils.
Hail to the Caves.
BIG NEWS, I missed it, but 21 hours ago @a-rat-with-internet-accesses finally got their second nomination! So they’ll be on the poll now unless someone steals that nomination.
@anklethirstyrat please eat the others for me. Thank you <3
as you wish. it will be so.
Four days until judgement day
@anklethirstyrat, the venom.
@the-rat12, the jewel.
@bubblegumbabyrat, the palette.
@rat-detector-24, the catalyst.
You are the chosen. Make your final preparations. Shed blood in your names for honor.
To the victor go the spoils.
Hail to the Caves.
everybody here knows i'm already doomed to win. i have all the famous mutuals, partial fame myself, and the charisma to boot
YOU WILL BURN AND BLEED AND WITHER AND ROT
i'm sorry you feel that way, but i'm not sure we could vote someone as violent as you seem to be :(
i'm sorry but, i dont think you're fit to run, considering you seem very mentally unstable
All who seek authority are inherently unfit to hold it by virtue of desiring it. @anklethirstyrat desires nothing but ankles, and is therefore the most fit.
HEAR HEAR!!!! BY THE SHRILL OF OUR SCREAM HEED NOT THIS SHILL.
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Four days until judgement day
@anklethirstyrat, the venom.
@the-rat12, the jewel.
@bubblegumbabyrat, the palette.
@rat-detector-24, the catalyst.
You are the chosen. Make your final preparations. Shed blood in your names for honor.
To the victor go the spoils.
Hail to the Caves.
everybody here knows i'm already doomed to win. i have all the famous mutuals, partial fame myself, and the charisma to boot
YOU WILL BURN AND BLEED AND WITHER AND ROT
Do you have a campaign plan? The clock is ticking…
our enemies shall crawl.
ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT
Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!
Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!
This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.
They can not decline
Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.
November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.
Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!
Vote big. Vote @anklethirstyrat
The two best ways to avoid being downtrodden is to either be too big to down-tread upon, or to make the other guy unable to trod.
So unless you're kaiju sized, vote @anklethirstyrat and cut the oppressors off at the ankles. And vote @anklethirstyrat even if you are kaiju sized.
VOTE FOR THE GOOD OF THE PROLETIRIRAT!
VOTE ANKLETHIRSTYRAT TODAY.
ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT
Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!
Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!
This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.
They can not decline
Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.
November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.
Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!
Vote big. Vote @anklethirstyrat
ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT
Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!
Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!
This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.
They can not decline
Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.
November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.
Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!
A Vote for @anklethirstyrat is a Vote for not getting your ankles gnawed off!
AYE!
subject to nuance.
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT
Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!
Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!
This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.
They can not decline
Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.
November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.
Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!
I, and all the other rats in the swarm who have made tumblr accounts, nominate @anklethirstyrat
Only they have the will and the commitment to cut our enemies off at the knees. Er, ankles.
Seconded.
this is a great idea and will definitely not have any downsides
maybe downsides for people with ankles. Heyooooo!
THANKYOU MY CHILDREN. YOUR ALLEGIANCE WILL BE REMEMBERED WELL IN THE DAYS TO COME
I'm conflicted over whether to get involved in the Rat Of The Year thing. On the one hand, it's got rules and stuff, which we don't condone.
On the other hand, it might be fun to inflict the @anklethirstyrat upon them.
Alternatively, get every rat in the swarm to make an account and own the polls. Which, ya know, not actually voter fraud, but it feels like voter fraud, which is a big plus.
we await your call comrade. you need only sound the horn and they shall crawl
Greetings!
You do not look like you’d be safe to detect. Please prove that you will not harm any rat detectors and/or catchers, since else we will be forced to mark you as unsafe territory.
-@tdorcs
I AM UNSAFE GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY CHILDREN OR RISK LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO WALK
Most of our officers don’t have ankles anymore
that was us :)
I like risks. Rat detected.
ANGANANGANGANGNAGNANGNAGNANGANG
Ankle attack attempted detected.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR DENIM
hey thats our line
Greetings!
You do not look like you’d be safe to detect. Please prove that you will not harm any rat detectors and/or catchers, since else we will be forced to mark you as unsafe territory.
-@tdorcs
I AM UNSAFE GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY CHILDREN OR RISK LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO WALK
Most of our officers don’t have ankles anymore
that was us :)
I like risks. Rat detected.
ANGANANGANGANGNAGNANGNAGNANGANG
Ankle attack attempted detected.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR DENIM
I've been made aware that some grifters are promoting beef tallow as a replacement for sunblock, saying you can "make your one SPF with this!"
That is not true. You are literally basting yourself like a turkey in an oven. You will get skin cancer.
@anklethirstyrat What sort of spice blend goes with crispy oven-baked ankles?
salt and pepper
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Fuck being the bigger person. One more mild inconvenience and I'm gonna start biting ankles.
Rat detected. @anklethirstyrat I have found you a new clan member.
JOIN USSSSS MY CHILD :)
Greetings!
You do not look like you’d be safe to detect. Please prove that you will not harm any rat detectors and/or catchers, since else we will be forced to mark you as unsafe territory.
-@tdorcs
I AM UNSAFE GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY CHILDREN OR RISK LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO WALK
Most of our officers don’t have ankles anymore
that was us :)
I like risks. Rat detected.
ANGANANGANGANGNAGNANGNAGNANGANG
