TASKMASTER: Series 7, Episode 7 aka the most chaotic & iconic live task ever

Taskmaster NZ (2023): Where is Scorpio?

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Mawaan Rizwan says, “This is the cheekiest, cheekiest food you’ll ever eat. It’s lentils and rice in a Tupperware.” The studio screen shows the plastic tub in question. Greg Davies looks away irritably and the audience laughs. Mawaan continues keenly, “But it is cheeky because… it’s my housemate’s lunch and I stole it. And, as I did that, I made this face.” He demonstrates a mischievous smirk. End ID.]

Looks like a Renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy.

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a key lime pie homemade by Jessica Knappett. Messy green piping on the top reads, “I [heart symbol] Taskmaster”, with the word “(the)” squeezed in brackets above the word “Taskmaster”. James Acaster asks doubtfully, “‘I The Heart Taskmaster’?” Jessica shouts in his face, “Yes, OK, James! It says ‘I The Heart Taskmaster’!” End ID.]

Yeah, this fella over here.

A local resident puts love hearts and slogans on the plastic that covers offensive graffiti on the vandalised mural of Manchester United striker and England player Marcus Rashford on the wall of a cafe on Copson Street, Withington on July 12, 2021 in Manchester, England. Rashford and other Black players on England’s national football team have been the target of racist abuse, largely on social media, after the team’s loss to Italy in the UEFA European Football Championship last night.

A defaced mural of Marcus Rashford is repaired by the artist Akse P19 on July 13, 2021 in Manchester, England.

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Jessica Knappett builds a tall tower out of cardboard boxes, leaning against a tree in the woods. Stepping back, she says, “That’s quite high.” She turns away and says, “I’m leaving it there. I don’t care what you say.” She puts her hands proudly on her hips as the tower begins to topple over behind her. End ID.]

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I want to move on. I do. But I didn’t get to make that decision. That choice is taken from me.