An Openly Honest and Anonymous INFJ

Someone: "I never (insert generally unaccepted behaviour)"

INFJ: *thinks* That's not true, I've totally seen them do otherwise. I make mistakes like these sometimes too though. I guess it is true that we shouldn't take everything that comes out of everyone's mouth so seriously and be more accepting of mistakes we all can make without life being too strict.

INFJ: *Sends INTP text about something*

*Snows melt, crops come into harvest, great grandchildren are born*

*Vibration in INFJ's pants*

INFJ: I didn't send anyone a text today...

*Unlocks phone*

*Finishes typing out a long post that reveals personal feelings about a subject*

INFJ: Oh god, I've revealed too much! Some unknown guy is going to rip into my position cause there are so many obvious holes with my reasoning, and I have no idea what they're going to think!

*Dies*

*Sirens*

INFP: Depends how long it takes to hitch there...

INFJ: Hitch there? That doesn't sound safe.

INTP: People aren't worth saving, in my opinion.

*INFJ sees girl he likes*

INFJ's subconscious: Okay, play it cool, they can never know you like them for some reason, you have to treat her like she's not special, and make it so there's no way someone would think you like her at all.

INTP just picked up INFJ to go hangout

INTP: *complaining about something*

INFJ: I found out that you can brush your tongue without gagging if you just keep breathing through your nose!

*starts acting it out*

People: I'm going travelling to go find myself