Doki Doki Critter Crew

*Camera attempts to pan over to a corner of my room full of printed out art of Simon.*

**FORCES IT TO LOOK BACK AT ME**

I said. I. Am. A healthy individual. Who is NOT stupidly into Simon.

*a bottle of water, 2 honey crisp apples and a plate of 8 Dino nuggets* if you can’t eat it all, it’ll return to me and I’ll give it back and a bit more at a latter date!

“No, but they existed in the Valley… or their works did, atleast.”

All Night Forever by TWRP

I wish I was joking with these stories sometimes but im really not

Oh hey my mom slammed me by my neck into a wall when I was like 16 or so for ‘puffing up to her’. That was 7ish years ago.

“…We can’t use this.”

“But- what will we tell the others?”

“It broke. Simple as that.”

“And when we find another? Bubba, be logical about this-“

Acrylic markers. Im surprised I even found a way to do the smoke without it being blobs

"What did you think it meant?"

"Boat."

Im ashamed to admit that that dumb audio was me, I also thought it meant boat cause I thought of the saying "my ship is saling" idk why i just did 😔

“Nearby town. 30 mile walk. As I said, earlier.”

“…Are you mocking me? I’ve been STARVED for half a bloody century! My feathers are unpreened for DECADES! Can I fly? I don’t know, could YOU sprint with a broken. FUCKING. LEG?!”

What a badass way to win