Who even knows?

Not Taxian-Jun wanting the taste of Chu Wanning's uniquely bad cooking!

Our final move he says in book 8 of 11

Is it wrong of me that I want them to take Chu Wanning with them to the interrogation, solely because I know he'd fuck up their plans?

The golden-dragon-wrapped-around-his-dick method may be obscure but it sure has made me laugh

Okay. As sweet as it is that Taxian-Jun is getting some kind of fucked up closure, let Chu Wanning remember his life...lives

Taxian-Jun really said, "I want to fuck Chu Wanning in public, but I want to be the only one to see him"

So in omegaverse fics do we think the more common tag is 'omega Chu Wanning' or 'bitching' cause I could go either way on that, but somehow I think 'omega Chu Wanning' would win

I don't trust any chapter title with the word 'pillar' in it. They like that euphemism too much for me to

Yeah, I am now convinced that he is indeed a BBBF (I'm not writing it all out anymore)

I need an adultier adult

NO. N.O. NO. If Taxian-Jun could show up and kindly kill the one keeping him alive that'd be great thanks.

This is reaching a level of hypocrisy as of yet undiscovered by man

There is however a level of schandenfreude that pleases me greatly with how no matter what he does, Shi Mei can't make Chu Wanning feel attraction towards him

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha *deep inhale* hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Rawr

It's too bad those hot spring can't fix the iciness of Shi Mei's personality

The fact that even as an undead corpse Mo Ran still wants to soothe Chu Wanning probably says a whole fucking lot doesn't it?

And now we get to ask the fun question of who would Chu Wanning prefer? The corpse of Mo Ran? Or the living Shi Mei? And unfortunately for Shi Mei we all know the answer

💀🤢🤮🗡 How about you don't try and rape the feverish man who wouldn't want you anyway?! Have you thought about that?! Have you considered that possibility?!

Shi Mei stay the fuck away from everyone and everything. I don't trust you

They keep trying to convince me that Mo Ran is dumb, but he invented a whole device just to help him observe the battle field.

I don't trust this white robed person either. Why do I feel like it's another Shi Mei?

I FUCKING KNEW IT! I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST THE TIANYIN PAVILION!!!

Oh my fucking god I was right! There are two Shi Mei! I trust the blind one a fraction more than the other one

...Again, Butterfly Boned Beauty Feast ?

...We're still talking about an actual fight here right?

I hate this. I legitimately hate this. and I have work in an hour so I won't even get to finish the book today

I will personally burn down the cultivation world for Mo Ran. I don't think they'd be able to stop me actually.

I am so deeply concerned. I know Mo Ran isn't going to die here, there are at least three more books after this, but I don't know what's going to happen

Can I say something. The Tianyin Pavilion has been lauded as this pinacle of justice, completely unbiased, looking simply at the facts, all because the founder was a being who could be and do that. But the current heads are not that being. They are mostly human at this point if I'm remembering correctly. I just can't trust them to be as unobjective as everyone else is saying they are, if only because the one we have seen seems to be extremely eager to dish out punishments and take Mo Ran into custody. I don't trust this situation one bit.

Hi, I'd like to check back in to volume 4 where their biggest worries were helping a small village with a rice harvest.

Mo Nian would have gotten exactly three days in the sect before Chu Wanning killed him

Telling these stories to themselves to make it easier to stomach what they'd done, but anyone else who here's it will ask, "why didn't you stop him then?"

Is it wrong that I'm deeply invested in Mo Ran killing these kids?

Hey, it's not like he'd been /planning/ to take Mo Nian's place

I do kind of love him torturing Madame Mo however. Does that make me a bad person?

Poor baby Mo Ran! Don't worry! You'll get to eat so many sweet things you'll grow sick of them!

I would like to fist fight the entirety of the House of Drunken Jade now please

Frankly I would also want to burn that place to the ground

No. No no no. No. N. O. I know where this is going and I would rather not, thank you.

I think this'll be the last chapter for me today, I know it's only been two chapters, but I think that's enough for today

Mo Nian deserved worse than burning to death

And you know what, good for Mo Ran, he should absolutely get to burn that place to the ground

I kind of love that iang Xi is a bit of a wild card

Please give a round of applause to the leaders of the cultivation world everyone, after all this they still want to pick a fight with a bed ridden twenty-something

Do we think that Zhen Congming is allergic to keeping his mouth shut? Because it feels like he might be

"-will not be hastily addressed." And yet, here you are, trying to address it in the same moment you bring it up

All Xue Meng wants is to go to bed, sleep for a year and wake up without anything else happening

Well. This can only go poorly

"But you were so young! How could you remember?" Funny thing about a prolonged trauma like a month without food and people fighting each other for it, and your mother dying around that time, certain details tend to stick

Chu Wanning, saving Mo Ran, accidentally causing the younger to imprint on him like a baby duck

So apparently I need a fix-it fic where Mo Ran's mother survives and he gets to stay with Chu Wanning as a child. It might be difficult but I'm sure it's out there. And if it isn't... well it wouldn't be the first time I've written a fic for myself

So fuck the Madame right?

I say this genuinely. Mo Ran didn't burn that place down fast enough

Xun Fengruo was almost certainly in love with Mo Ran's mother

So like, there is absolutely a fix-it fic out there where Mo Ran's mother live right? I need there to be a fic where his mother lives

I would like to kill Mo Ran's biological father. I would like to kill him post-haste. I know he's already dead. He needs to suffer more.

I need more of his mother in this series. She is *chef's kiss*. But also I don't want her in the series after this because I know it would only get more heart breaking from there

Excuse me? I think I picked the wrong stop? I thought I was getting warm, heartfelt, and fluffy. This is tourture (kidding, I know exactly what I signed up for)