hanging in there

ocd is crazy it'll make you worry yourself to death about "will people think i'm weird for having burrata in the work fridge" and the correct answer to that thought is "yeah maybe it is weird" and just move on

happy mitch mcconnell is heavily rumored to be brain dead day

5'7 and 5'8 are the most pathetic heights for men to be. too tall to be a horse jockey but still a manlet.

where is everybody getting the idea that Holden Caulfield was raped in Catcher in The Rye that very much did not happen. open the schools

i feel spiritually connected to all the homosexuals of history when i say "Madonna's new album is fierce!

it's so funny how completely and utterly tasteless taylor swift is. like getting married at the same venue where they do WWE championship matches is so gauche it'd be camp if it wasn't so aggresively heterosexual

i love older femme gay men. sorry but every time a twink grows that one fucking mustache every gay guy in his 30s has i die a little inside.

how do i place a bet on AOC debuting a cunty bob before announcing her run for president. prediction markets are useless

there are a lot of men in this gay ass city whose running form i can only describe as "roger the alien after some wacky gay hijinks"

yhese frozen margaritas have me believing in solipsism