get yo fuckin dog bitch

let❤️me stay

bbus😳

y. you called. animal control. for a bug. a cockroach. ok. ok fine. fine ok yea OK FINE YEA.

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

fuck it yea sure get IN where do you want to go. fuckin.

No clue! I just ride on buses for fun, so feel free to go your normal route for your very normal passenger my new friend

i. dont have a route this isnt even a bus what the. fuck. yknow what. im goin to taco bell fuck all this

can i get a ride too

a. are you a bus. a bus .. getting. a ride on. a..... yknow what sure yea if you can fit get on. i dont even care anymore

cool thanks *they teleport onto the bus. somehow they fit*

i think that violates every law of physics that i can think of. yea sure where to.. bus.

can i get a ride too

a. are you a bus. a bus .. getting. a ride on. a..... yknow what sure yea if you can fit get on. i dont even care anymore

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

fuck it yea sure get IN where do you want to go. fuckin.

HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

three dollars isnt even good pay....... but also people kind of assume vehicles are transportation services nowadays - mothman

how did you get in here… bird….. bug… guy??? anyways that about lines up i saw someone get in like this little apple car with a worm driving it and i felt sick after this world is so fucked

the what the huh. the human sized worm is part of the hwah. and . i. im good on the hug thanks

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

three dollars isnt even good pay....... but also people kind of assume vehicles are transportation services nowadays - mothman

how did you get in here… bird….. bug… guy??? anyways that about lines up i saw someone get in like this little apple car with a worm driving it and i felt sick after this world is so fucked

you step into the bus as your foot enters you feel woozy and tired as if you had ran a marathon it’s dim and something feels..off you can hear a loud almost consuming buzzing a shadowy figure is seated at the drivers seat. it seems to come from them, what do you do?

hgghhh.... ey... you drug? durgs........... drug.s...... fuck.? hello? m. mind if i take a...... sea.t.. pal.................