if i had eyes.

arabella: i just got off of work.

arabella: want to go get some drinks with me?

arabella: or come over and we can order takeout?

angus: drinks sound great

        “ i swear my tolerance for strangers should be pretty high considering i work overnight at a hotel, yet i still have the urge to KICK everyone in the face when i’m in public. ”

“Acupuncture is the wave of the future. Every time I get off of the acupuncture table, I feel like I’m in another dimension. I’m almost certified as an acupuncturist. Want a free trial session? It’s free because… well, I’m almost certified. I’m great at it though, I swear.”

“fuck that. you’re not touching me with a needle when you’re not fuckin’ certified. i’m sure you’ll find somebody else willin’ to get an aids filled needle poked into their forehead, though.”

“I— okay okay i’ll stop.”

‘ alex as in ── you know what, if i have to explain it to you it kind of ruins it. ’

☆ — “but what you don’t understand is, that’s like telling me to stop breathing. i’m not like you…clearly. it is, it is indeed.”

☆ — “kinda hard to when you work in a place that only holds conspiracy theories and mythology in book form. but i’m certainly not complaining. c’mon, man; they’re weird but also cool as heck. that’s the point, they’re totally hiding shit from us. only makes it all the more interesting.”

“honestly i can relate. we can be like trash buddies.”

harper: nvm, i was joking

harper: where do you wanna meet up babe??? ur the one out & about

harper: i mean, that's debatable

harper: ughhhhh, i guess...lemme get outta bed first

angus: my parents hating me?

“welp a shitty joke told by a shitty girl. got any jokes on your mind?”

harper: do u really think i would know another person with that name?? honestly/?????

harper: seriously??? okay fine works for me

harper: i'm just starving

angus: i can't help that my parents fckn h8 me harp

harper: i've been watching crazy christians on youtube all morning

harper: did u know pokemon is demonic?????

harper: and on that note...want to go get tacos before work?

angus: you text the right angus?

‘ i don’t know, alex, do you want to know ? ’

“Okay okay soo ‘what does a nosey pepper do? get jalapeño business.’ Good god, I’m so lame”

☆ — “okay, so what’s your standpoint on aliens ?? ‘cause someone came into ‘superstitions’ this afternoon and like, ranted for about 10 minutes on why ‘aliens don’t exist’. i obviously say bullshit to that. we have about 200 billion galaxies which means the amount of planets there are is like… ten to the twenty-fourth power. which is… a literal heptillion. plus, there’s so much evidence and believable theories to prove that they exist. it was just annoying because i bet they didn’t homeschool themselves on everything there is to know about space and conspiracies. they didn’t even get a freaking book.”