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Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

I just texted my German friend about this and she replied: WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t

Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

I just texted my German friend about this and she replied: WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

Goodnight images goodnight documents goodnight apps goodnight files

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

That wasn't very 🌿🐝🌙🌱🌻🍄🌲🌷☀️ of you.

thank you to all of the music artists that live in my phone and sing songs whenever i want them to

best thing about oingo boingo is they sound exactly how you would expect a band called oingo boingo to sound