Fluffy the Vorcha

I'm sorry that I'm TOO MCUH FR YU TO FCUKING HNADLE!

“Well, sure, I could do that, but I wouldn’t taste good. I’ve been flavored by tao magic, explosions and sea monsters. How about I buy you a drink and a rack of kakliosaur ribs instead?”

Gene laughs. “Nah, I’m spoken for. Thanks anyway.” He hands the Vorcha a bottle of Seven Stars Scotch. “Here you go. Twenty-year scotch for you, just for being a good sport.”

I TIHNK YU HAEV ME CNOFUESD WIHT SOEMOEN WHO HAS EVR GIEVN A SIHT

“Well, sure, I could do that, but I wouldn’t taste good. I’ve been flavored by tao magic, explosions and sea monsters. How about I buy you a drink and a rack of kakliosaur ribs instead?”

I'm intimidated by all of you! ...Except maybe Spike and Fluffy. They're cute.

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[[First thing I think off when I saw this was Fluffy.]]