General TES Rambling

hate the blades in every iteration and delphine and esbern are assholes but can you imagine either of them losing the amulet of kings as a plot point

talos is easily the worst part of the lore he’s just three guys 

dunmer could probably live even longer if they weren’t either being murdered by everything or living with the constant stress of potentially being murdered by everything at any given moment

The fact that Morag Tong means "Forester's Guild" is just so funny to me because I keep imagining some new Tong assassin stabbing someone with the mentor and thinking "when do we get to the forestry lessons?"

johnny bravo helmet

you. are not the guy. youre not capable of being the guy. i had a guy but now i dont. you. are not. the guy

azura to false incarnates

Why do Bretons in eso just look confused I’ve made two and my second ones slightly better but they both look like they have no clue what’s going on

They're trying to figure out if they're man or mer

in the ‘blood of the divines’ quest what if while dragging the armor of tiber septim back to cloud ruler temple there was a rainstorm and flash flood and all traces of his ~divine blood~ get washed off. what if a mythic dawn agent came at you with a pressure washer. you would be fucked.

ah yes the aedra. gods of such vital spheres as time, death, love, beauty, lawyers,