Angles Amongst Us - Cat Adoptions

We are so excited to announce our 57th litter here at the Angles Sanctuary! These beautifully fluffy balls of joy have arrived just in time for the new year! These baby kittens are the cutest yet, and a perfect late christmas gifts for the loved ones in your life. Half of them will be ready for adobtion late january 2022, and the other half will probably need more time in the oven, as this is our BIGGEST LITTER YET! With over at least 18 kittens!!

Jergens and Lucy are the proud parents, both senior cats have yet to be adopted, however they both have papers we can write up and will be ready to find their forever home after the holiday season when they are done nursing the kittens and teaching them essential kitty life hacks like macramé and baseball.

Meet the Staff! - John Joseph (Head PR & Social Media Rep)

Hello! If you have fallen in love with any of our divine felines posted on this page, please free to fill out this form so we can pair you with your purrfect match! See if you are qualified now! :)

Roxxxy - 3yo m

Abandoned by her mother at a bus stop at the tender age of 3, Roxxxy is here to make it clear that she is ready to be shown love finally. She might have no legs but she thick af and can drop a sick beat.

Snee - 3yo m

Lovingly nicknamed for his face, which always look like he is almost about to sneeze but never actually does. Snee is a calm cat, very friendly and social and would do well with Guinea pigs. Full Disclosure: his face is stuck like that, we cant fix it. Sorry. We tried.

Spike - 2yo m

Puss - 82 (cat yrs) m?

Jerginz - 2yo

this beefy boi is our thickest yet! He has an affinity for the lady cats and isn’t neutared yet as he has really nice genes. Jerginz has been with us for only a few short months, kept away from the ladies of course (don’t need any more fucking kittens up in this joint), so rest assured that meaty right paw of his will go back to normal once his new forever-family studs him out and makes use of those unique genetics. Very loving and sweet, he will make a perfect addition to any household, he’s really not that picky. He’s got a great smile also, cheeky bastard.

Meet the Staff! - Jeff Johnson (CEO, Receptionist Representative)

Lucy - 12yo

An angle in her own right, Lucy has been with us for over 5 years and still searching for her perfect forever home. She can be a little picky when connecting with new people so we take special care in adoption applications and have narrowed it down based on past failures/returns. The ideal forever family would consist of one male adult who works from home, no children or other furry family memebrs (birds may be okay) and must be single and make 6 figures. We are desperatley trying to find her a forever home, please contact us immediately if you think you would be a good match for miss Lucy. She has soft fur and sparkly eyes, enjoys being the center of your attention/world, only eats fancy feats (salmon). Her picky nature has scared most people away but we expect she will probably maybe open up once she has been paired up with the right person.

TUBBS - 5yo m

Senior Tubbs was placed in our care after a freak gasoline fight accident which left him with multiple burns covering 99% of his body. After 4 leg amputation and corectional cat facial surgery, Tubbs is one happy kitty on the road to recovery! He loves to play and wander the garden looking for small bugs. Relaxing in the sun is his favorite pass time. Because of the extra care Tubbs will require lifting his hefty body every 5 minutes to a different room, we will have to conduct a brief interview for potential forever-parents.

Oliver Biggs - Administrative Assistant

McNugget - 2mo 

Henlo! My name is McNugget, but u can call me Nuggs. I am smol (only 2lbs!) and about 8months old. Loud moises can be scary for me so my ideal forever home would be one without obnoxious fucking children who poke and make fun of my weird butt. I lost most of my body in the war so i am pretty sensitive about it.