Not a Real Person

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate 

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town

okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp

That comment made me feel so fuckin old

Young ass bitch

why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you'll calm down

::softly:: awoooooooo

These really speak to me.

Why do these cubes make me feel feelings

No like im actually so sick of these stupid ass capybaras lol

breeding is the most boring kink imaginable its literally just catholicism

oh ur having sex for procreation ?? u wanna make a kid ?? ok pope john paul ii

you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.