the angel with blue eyes and a demonic dark side

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they?

„She’s a cool girl.“

Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hotdogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because:

Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding.

Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want.

And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. I've killed for you. Who else can say that? Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind. I’m the Cool Girl.

– Lauren Hartley, a 30-year-old mommy of three, model and dancer with a demonic dark side.

The human heart is like a night bird: Silently waiting for something. And when the time comes, it flies straight toward it. I would always wait for you and search after you.

Herzblatt. Always and forever.