Angel of Death

No one really listens when I go on about the balance and shit. [Shrugs.] I mean half the time I think they think I’m stupid or something. I just wanna have fun. 

The balance is very important. Everyone has a job to do and if it's not done things go very wrong. After this is over I am giving them all lectures.

Ew. Suppose you would have to deal with that. Must have got all pruney from the water. [Males a face.] yeah things have gone to shit down below. Things are a mess. 

It wasn't exactly my most favorite, but it had to be done. [Shrugs] I know, I've seen it. If there's one thing that irritates me it's when the balance is off.

They? Who are they? I’m confused…

Whoever the hell made you a damn Angel.

I suppose this would be a major event with all the sins having this disaster fall upon them. Satan too was apparently hit with this so called spell. 

Noah's ark is a better example, dear. [Scoffs] Of course he was, no wonder things haven't been dealt with accordingly.

But…but I’m not a sin, I’m an angel…!

Incredible, they made it so that you actually believe you are kind and pure.

It’s not bravery. It’s just me doing what I have to to keep the process of life going. They have to die for you to reap them and we have to kill them off. That’s that. 

I don't deal with the little deaths, the reapers do. I'm only needed during natural disasters and major events. But you're not wrong either way.

Yeah gimme a list and I’ll hope to it for you. I might not be the right sins to get the right humans to do the deeds, but I can still manage it well enough. 

[Hands over a well written list] Thank you Pride, with the horrible absence of the others I do at least apologize for putting this all on you. But, you are also very brave for offering to at least do the job.

Is there something wrong…?

Very wrong.

  [GROANS AND RUBS HER TEMPLES]

Well you want me to go out and specifically kill people? I don’t mind, but last time I did, I got in a lot of shit for doing so. 

Please as if I actually care what your boss thinks, if that's who you'd get in trouble with. It would be much appreciated if you could do this for me actually.