Darling true

Maybe they have some kind of sex toy hooked up to you while they explain it as well. Vibrators, dildos, sucking machines, anything that gets you off too well. Forcing orgasm after orgasm out of you. Maybe they'll even tease you for it. "Cumming to the thought of your own torture? Sicko. See, I knew you wouldn't hate it here." Maybe they mean it and they're delusional, maybe they're being condescending.

It's called SELFshipping! It's about YOU! Do what makes you happy, because your relationship is only meant for YOU (and a couple of friend n mutuals who go rabid when you post about you and your F/O).

"But canon-"

IS A SUGGESTION! Dead F/O? Ignore it! Sexuality doesn't align with your gender? It does NOW! Canon love interest? Sorry i ated them they're gone, go kiss your beloved!

I know it can be embarrassing, but that's how you know you're hitting the GOOD stuff. Indulge in that kink you're too shy to talk about with your F/O, draw them in something cute, draw them in an AU, genderbend them, headcanon them up the wazoo- go nuts!

I feel like I make a post like this every week but it's important to remember! Don't stop short of making yourself TRULY happy! Go for what you wanna go for, and if people can't handle that, then that's their problem.