ㅤㅤ༉.゚What's Satoru Gojou Like In My JJK Dr ⎚-⎚
彡 "Are you the strongest because you're Satoru Gojo, or are you Satoru Gojo because you're the strongest?"
Preface: Look, I am well aware of how mugged down Gojou is. Please do not fill my comments or reblogs talking about attractive/intimate you are with him. Yes, I understand that the majority of people shift to be with him romantically and that's fine! I am not one of those people! So please please please don't make such comments under my post the dude is my father don't be weird.
𓏵 I actually have two jjk Drs! One that follows "the plot" (with some changes) and an au in where Getou never died! This post will be about the former! ✮⋆˙
✰ Gojou is still obsessed with Getou, even after all the events that transpired between them; Getou will forever remain his one and only. He likes to put on this facade where he acts like his death doesn't phase him but deep down I know he misses his Getou :(
✰ He is unbelivably cringe...he's the type to make those "six seven" "dih" jokes and when they aren't well received he gives a sheepish smile and acts like he never said it.
✰ He doesn't understand the concept of personal space, if he is familiar with you he WILL invade your space no questions asks.
✰ He likes to annoy people especially by playing pranks on people. Usually he pranks Nanami and megumi, they hate it. Most of the time its really dumb stuff...
✰ Gojou LOVES KPOP! He loves twice! He knows all the songs! All the dancers! Sometimes I think he's a bigger kpop fan than me (and I love kpop) don't let it be a comeback because he will stay up to watch the mv.
✰ A nerd...a dork...a loser....he's lame. Gojou grew up alone unfortunately so he engaged in a lot of media to cure his boredom. This led to him loving digimon, but gojou likes anime in general. Mostly older gen stuff like Naruto and bleach but he would watch the newer stuff as well!
✰ Gojou is the definition of needing a sweet treat. That's all he eats, and if it isn't a sweet treat...trust sugar has to be involved somehow. Whenever he shops he has to buy something sweet, whenever he's hungry he has to eat something sweet. If he eats steak it has to have a brown sugar glaze, the man should have his teeth rotting out of skull.
✰ He loves coffee because the caffeine helps him stay alert but, he has to put an insane amount of sugar it in. You know those videos of Dunkin donuts workers making people's drinks and its like 80% sugar, 15% milk and cream and 5% coffee. Yeah that's him...trust he doesn't like the actual taste of coffee, he likes the concept. He likes sugar flavored milk with a hint of coffee.
✰ He tries to get me to spar with him and I decline, ain't no way the strongest man in the world finna hit me HELL NAWL.
✰ He likes sanrio and his favorite character is cinnamoroll because they look just alike.
✰ Although he likes sweets, he can't bake...luckily he has a daughter that can. But unluckily for me he always wants them...so when I get my paycheck from jujutsu check half of it goes to baking ingredients so his ass can always have a cookie.
✰ He spoils his students! He doesn't like how jujutsu society is, he doesn't follow the rules, he doesn't respect the higher ups, so he does what he wants. He does teach atleast in the fighting aspect, gojou isn't the best erm...academic teacher. We go around Japan alot, getting "hands on" experience aka just dillydaddling around.
✰ When he goes off on his business trips he always make sure to bring his students back something.
✰ When he goes off on his business trips he always makes sure to bring me something.
✰ He likes to call me stupid silly dumb pet names like "snookie wookie bear" and "sugar boogie muffin" like nigga...why are we doing this.
✰ He would run a Stan account.....
✰ I am spoiled so trust I'm going to get what I want. I want the new ariana grande album? Got it? I want a new coach bag? Got it? I want tickets to see katseye? Oh you bet I got! Make his pockets hurt, dadadododododo!
✰ He doesn't like when I go on solo missions (I'm a special grade so I can handle missions by myself) because he's scared that somethings going to happen to me.
✰ He always says that he wants his students to surpass him one day (which is true) but that doesn't apply to me because someone doesn't want me to get hurt. He hates the fact that he's the strongest but when it comes to me he loves it.
✰ I'm actually adopted in this Dr, but when he officially adopted me he framed my adoption papers and hung them in his room.
✰ He loves going out how daddy daughter dates, and me too because I love free stuff! (And spending time with him obviously.)
✰ Gojou is really smart! When he wants to be! He knows a lot of information and will happily yap to anyone who wants to listen (or even those who don't...)
✰ Gojou always speaks highly of me, I don't think that man has said one bad thing about me ever. Same thing goes to his students, he loves them so much and wants nothing but the best for them. The higher ups however...oh he don't like them at all...
✰ That one picture with Miwa boosted his already inflated ego, he would go around boasting about how popular he is and how he has fans and stuff. (Good thing he does not know about this reality because imagine his ego after finding out about DADDY'S HOME)
✰ He likes pop music in general (I forgot to say this earlier lol) but any pop song oh he got it on lock, knows the lyrics and the choereography like....
✰ He makes me walk on his back occasionally to relieve tensions, sometimes he jokes about walking on mine. That's not funny.
Okay this is such what I could think of off the top of my head! I will update this as I think of more things!