Gold Dust Woman

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Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

"I need an Angel Shot" the girl whispered. The bartender nodded pulled out a loaded crossbow, ignited the bolt with black fire and replied. "Point out the angel you need shot"

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

2 hours if they’re experts

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time