kin hellscape

i just realized i forgot to add dave to the coffee preferences post. Dave freezes apple juice in an ice tray and puts the cubes in his coffee because it makes his boyfriend cry.

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

It’s… BACK!

see you i a year