Weak hero boys with a reader who keeps insulting them!!
⤡ Contains: Jokes, constant insults, humor, drama, non-canon hehe. ⤡ Pairing: Seongje Geum x Reader, Baek Jin x Reader, Baku x Reader, Gotak x Reader, Juntae x Reader (individual interactions in the same universe). ⤡ Word count: Approximately 2k words. . ⤡ Warnings:Mild language, innuendo, explicit dialogue.
Yeon Sieun
In the library after class The library was completely silent, except for the sound of Sieun meticulously turning the pages. You were sitting across from him, supposedly studying, but you'd been fiddling with an eraser for twenty minutes.
"Hey, you damn android," you whispered, breaking the deathly silence.
Sieun didn't even look up from his physics book.
"I'm talking to you, you fucking deaf-brain," you said a little louder, stretching your leg under the table to give him a light kick in the shin. "Stop burning the midnight oil with that crap. You're already number one, what more do you want? A life? Because you need one, you miserable wretch."
Sieun sighed almost imperceptibly. He closed the book halfway, keeping his index finger between the pages so as not to lose his mark, and looked at you with his fixed, cold eyes.
"What do you want?" he asked in his flat voice.
You threw a small metal thermos you'd brought in your backpack at him. It landed on the table with a thud.
"Stop with that poison. It's ginger tea with honey," you snarled, crossing your arms and glancing at the bookshelves. "I had to put up with your dry coughs the whole damn literature class, and you gave me a headache. Drink it and shut up. If you die of pneumonia, I'll have no one left to copy my calculus homework from, you useless piece of shit."
Sieun looked at the thermos. It was warm. He knew perfectly well that ginger was good for the sore throat he'd had since morning. He also knew you'd gone to the cafeteria just to get hot water to make it for him.
Without a word, he unscrewed the lid. Steam filled the space between you. He took a slow sip and felt immediate relief in his chest.
"It's sweet," Sieun said, looking back at you.
âOf course I wasnât going to give you rat poison, you idiot!â you replied, your face slightly red, abruptly opening your notebook. âKeep reading your garbage and leave me alone.â Sieun didnât respond, but he didnât put his headphones back on. He continued studying while sipping from his thermos, finding a strange comfort in your scolding.
Ahn Suho
Outside his delivery job It was almost eleven at night. Suho had just parked his motorcycle in front of the fast-food restaurant, stretching his arms with a grimace of pain. His back was aching from the double shift.
âHey! You lazy bum!â he heard a shrill voice from the corner.
Suho turned and immediately smiled when he saw you walking toward him, dragging your feet and carrying a plastic bag.
âOh, my favorite curse alarm. What are you doing up so late?â "It's dangerous for a dwarf," Suho mocked, getting out of the vehicle.
"Shut your damn mouth before I punch it in, you idiot!" you yelled, standing in front of him. You slammed the plastic bag against his chest. "Here. I was forced to buy this and I don't like it." Suho opened the bag. Inside was a muscle pain ointment and two ridiculously expensive back heat patches.
"Let me guess⌠you were 'forced' to buy back pain patches the very day I complained about my back hurting?" Suho raised an eyebrow, grinning from ear to ear.
"I told you to shut up, you moron!" You punched him in the shoulder, careful not to hurt him. "You're always whining like an eighty-year-old man, and I'm fed up with you. You're putting that crap on your back today." I don't want you driving like an idiot tomorrow and crashing into a truck, because I'm not going to your damn funeral to cry for you. I'm too lazy to wear black.
Suho let out a clean laugh, one of those that made his eyes crinkle. He took a step forward and grabbed your neck with his arm, ruffling your hair with his other hand while you struggled and showered him with creative insults.
"You're very sweet in your own way, you know?" Suho said, laughing as you nudged him in the ribs. "Thanks. It really hurt."
"Let go of me, you walking pest, you smell like motorcycle exhaust!" you yelled, even though your grip on his jacket wasn't really to push him away.
Oh Beomseok
At the Convenience Store Beomseok was sitting at the plastic tables outside the store, staring blankly at his phone, his shoulders slumped. He'd just had a terrible fight with his adoptive father and felt like the worst piece of trash in the world. His self-esteem was at rock bottom. A pack of tissues and a can of cold grape soda hit the table, startling him.
"Stop making that damn abandoned dog face, Beomseok, you're depressing me," you said, sitting down noisily in the plastic chair in front of you. "Oh⌠hi," he said, quickly wiping his eyes, trying to hide the fact that he'd been crying. "Don't wipe anything, I already saw your frog eyes," you blurted out, opening your own drink. "Who the hell made you make that idiotic face? Tell me their name so I can go smash their windows with rocks." Beomseok lowered his head, fidgeting with his fingers. "It's nothing⌠it's just that⌠sometimes I feel like I'm useless. Like I'm a burden to Suho and Sieun." You slammed the can down on the table so hard that some of the liquid splashed out. "Are you an idiot or were you born by a Teletubby?" you yelled, making Beomseok jump. "Listen to me, you moron. If you were a burden, Sieun would have already ignored you and Suho would have told you to get lost, because those two don't have time to waste on trash. If they're with you, it's because they care about you, and if you keep calling yourself a burden, you're telling me I have bad taste in friends. Are you calling me stupid, Beomseok?" "No!" âNo, not at all, I didnât mean toâŚâ he stammered, scared but puzzled by the logic of your argument. âWell then, shut up and drink your damn soda!â you ordered, pointing your finger at him. âYouâre part of the group, whether you like it or not, you fucking weakling. So suck it up and stop crying in corners like a fool. Open your eyes and realize youâre worth something.â Beomseok looked at the can of grape, his favorite flavor. Then he looked at you, huffing and puffing, staring out at the street with a frown, arms crossed. For the first time all night, Beomseok felt the lump in his throat disappear. A small, genuine smile appeared on his face. No one had ever spoken to him so rudely, but, ironically, the insults coming from your mouth sounded more honest and protective than any kind word heâd ever heard at home.
Juntae
The school library was deserted late in the afternoon. At one of the tables in the back, Juntae was hunched over his textbooks. His shoulders were tense, and his gaze was lost in the pages, unable to concentrate because his hands were still shaking from his run-in with the class bullies in the hallway.
Suddenly, a chair in front of him was scraped with a screech that made him jump in fright, hastily adjusting his glasses.
"Stop making that damn dog-killed-a-car face, Juntae, you're giving me a stomachache," you said bluntly, throwing your backpack onto the wooden table.
"Oh⌠Hi," Juntae mumbled, immediately lowering his head so you wouldn't notice his slightly watery eyes. "Sorry⌠I didn't mean to bother you." I'm about to leave if I'm bothering you⌠"Are you an idiot or do you work out in the mornings?" you snapped, crossing your arms and staring at him. "Who the hell said you're bothering me? You sit there and don't move. You have to explain what you said about classes; I didn't understand a thing. If you leave, I'll find you and kick your legs, four-eyes."
Juntae blinked, completely taken aback by your aggression, but remained frozen in his chair.
You rudely reached into your backpack and pulled out a carton of apple juice and a chocolate bar. You slammed them down on top of his open notebook.
"Eat that up quickly, you piece of shit," you growled, glancing at the bookshelves. "You look like death warmed over, you're paler than Sieun. I bet those idiots in the back stole your lunch money again, and you haven't eaten a thing. Eat already." I don't want you to faint here and make me carry you, because you weigh a ton and I'm too lazy.
Juntae looked at the chocolate and the juice. His hands, which had been trembling with fear and helplessness, were now trembling with excitement. In a school where everyone either trampled on him or ignored him, you had noticed that he was hungry and scared.
"Thank youâŚ" he whispered, his voice a little shaky, carefully opening the chocolate. "Really⌠thank you. I promise not to faint."
"Well, you'd better, you lazy bastard!" you replied, reluctantly opening your own book. "Open the juice and shut up. I came here to study, not to listen to your whining."
Juntae felt his cheeks flush bright pink. He adjusted his glasses with a small smile hidden behind his book. Your insults didn't hurt him; On the contrary, they felt like a rough but honest shield that made him feel, for the first time that day, completely safe.
Park Humin Baku was sprawled on a park bench with his eyes closed, soaking up the afternoon sun after a rough fight. You came along and, without warning, smashed a thick math notebook right into his stomach, knocking the wind out of him.
"Get up, you illiterate brute!" you yelled, crossing your arms in front of him. "The teacher said if you don't hand in this damn paper, you're going to be suspended from the team. And I'm not going to let them suspend you because then I'll have to put up with your fat gorilla wailing every day. Move your damn hands and write!"
Baku sat bolt upright, groaning and scratching his disheveled head as he stared at the numbers in utter terror.
"Oh, come on! You know my brain isn't good for this!" Baku protested, making a huge pout. "I'd rather get beaten up by three Hyongshin guys than solve a damn equation." Besides, the letters move!
"They move because you're stupid, musclehead!" you smacked him on the back of the head. "Shut your mouth and copy what I tell you. If you get even one answer wrong, I swear I'll break your other leg myself so you'll actually have an excuse not to go to school. You're a huge animal, but you have the brain of a walnut, you moron."
Baku let out a loud laugh, settled back on the bench, and clumsily picked up the pencil. He loved it when you forced him to do things he'd never do on his own, even if it took you three hours of pure creative insults to get him to write his name.
Gotak
You were walking down the street at night, sharing a pair of earbuds connected to the same phone. Gotak had just put on a super loud, heavy underground rap song that he loved. Three seconds later, you yanked the cable, roughly ripping the earbud out of his ear.
"Take that damn noisy crap out of your ear, Gotak!" you yelled in his ear. "It sucks. It sounds like a bunch of cans banging together in a garbage truck. You're going to burst my eardrum, you deaf bastard. Your taste in music is enough to make me cry."
"Hey! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Gotak yelled back, turning red with rage and snatching the phone from you.
"It's a great song! You only listen to plastic music for dumb girls! You don't know anything about real rhythm, you crazy lunatic!" "I don't give a damn about your sewer rhythm!" "You replied, giving him a shove with your shoulder that made him stumble.
"Put on something decent before I throw your phone down the drain, you miserable wretch. You're so empty-headed, I bet mosquitoes go in one ear and out the other." Gotak huffed furiously, cursing under his breath, but ended up changing the song to a calmer pop-rock track he knew you liked, just to get you to stop bothering him. "I already changed it, shut your mouth, you damn chatterbox!" Gotak grumbled, roughly but gently putting the earbud back in your ear. "You better, lackey," you replied, walking beside him as you silently shared the rhythm, Gotak still frowning but secretly happy that you were there bothering him.
Seongje The internet cafe was dark, filled with smoke and the clatter of keyboards. Seongje sat in front of the monitor, his eyes bloodshot, violently moving the mouse while playing a first-person shooter. You were at the computer next to him, losing for the fifth time in a row.
"Move it, you damn retard!" you yelled, slamming your fist on the keyboard. "I told you to watch my damn back, you piece of trash! Are you playing with your eyes closed or what?" Seongje didn't take his eyes off the screen, but a twisted, creepy smile spread across his face. He loved it when you went wild.
"Shut your mouth, shorty. You got killed for being slow," he muttered in his drawling, cold voice. "Stop yelling at me if you don't want me to smash this computer over your head."
"Try it, you lazy psychopath!" "Let's see if you have the guts to do it," you snapped, giving him a sharp punch on the shoulder. After a while, you pulled a squashed sandwich and a can of energy drink out of your backpack and slammed them down next to his keyboard. "Eat that already, you miserable wretch. You've been glued to that screen for like twelve hours without eating. You look like death warmed over. If you collapse here, I'm not carrying your ugly corpse to the hospital; I'm leaving you lying in the hallway, you idiot."
Seongje let out a hoarse laugh that made the other kids at the computers turn around in fright. He grabbed the sandwich with his pale hands and took a huge bite without taking his eyes off the monitor.
"You're crazy," Seongje said, his eyes shining with pure amusement. "But I like this poison. Buy me another can if I win the round again, you grouch." "Go to hell, find your own slave, you parasite!" "âyou answered, even though you were already searching your pockets for coins for the next drink. Seongje was fascinated that you were the only person who didn't flinch at his dangerous gaze."
Baek Jin
The atmosphere was thick with tension. Baek Jin sat in the middle of a seedy pool hall, surrounded by shady characters who owed him money. He just watched coldly as his underlings pressured the debtors. Out of nowhere, you burst in, kicking an empty chair and shattering the oppressive atmosphere.
You walked straight up to Jin, snatched the expensive metal lighter from his hand, and sat on the arm of his chair without asking permission.
"Hey, you two-bit thug, give me some money for the machines or get me a cigarette, I'm dying of boredom here," you snapped, nudging him in the shoulder with your elbow. "This place reeks of old people, and your damn lapdogs won't let me play in peace. Do something useful for once in your miserable life instead of sitting there like a damn mannequin."
The debt collectors froze, waiting for Jin to order you to be beaten up for disrupting his business. However, Baek Jin only let out an amused snort. He slowly took the lighter from your hands and pulled a wad of bills from his jacket pocket, throwing it in your face.
"Take this and go spend it before I punch you in the mouth, you noisy bitch," Baek Jin said, his face as serious as ever. "You're scaring away my customers with your crazy screams."
"I don't give a damn about your ugly customers and your filthy money!" you retorted, catching the bills in midair. "But I'll keep it anyway because you owe me for putting up with your ugly face. Don't die today, you miserable wretch, because tomorrow I want you to buy me clothes."
You turned away counting the money, while Jin went back to his business with a small, amused grin on his face. Your disrespect was the only thing that broke his boredom.




















