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I've done it everyone, I've created the girliest disc in the world.

#disc golf #disc #feminism #glitter #sparkles #some whimsy shit #bedazzled #crafts #fine art

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Stupid ass Elon Musk. Birdcage torso smugdouche thinks he changes the world but we don't even have the technology for a reliable printer.

#eat the rich

New business idea - a one-stop shop for taking care of the plumbing and chopping trees. I call it the plumberjack.

#snaking drains and making plains #we'll chop logs while you drop logs #txt #funny #humor #puns #this counts as a trademark #but seriously don't steal this #business #entrepreneur

Oh that? That's my home defense saw.

#fuck em up #usa usa usa #if you rob me you're gonna hurt #not fucking around #never saw that coming #txt #funny

Do you think God is a Christian?

#religion #jeebus #gawd #txt #txt post #deep thoughts #christ on a cracker

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If you could make a "sports" anime about any less popular game/sport/competition you want, which would you choose?

board game, card game, playground game, sport, whatever. if you could have an anime meticulously describe the rules and play of any game while making it look incredibly cool, which would you choose?

My brother and I always talk about how much we want a disc golf anime.

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Please not disc golf, I won't be able to stand weebs backing up the courses.

#the same people will be taking up space with group pics and basket selfies #obnoxiously loud anime intros on bluetooth #naruto running down the fairway #cosplay full of burrs #and then the furries came #power screams when driving #please no #this is all I have #this sport has enough problems we don't need pedos #disc golf

One reaches true adulthood when they stop stowing condoms in their purse/wallet and start stocking individual packs of Pepto chews or Ibuprofen.

#humor #adulting #getting older #dietarychanges #txt #txt post #post-twenties #i wanna die

Break out the sports tampons girl, we're going disc golfing.

#disc golf #txt #txt post #humor #couples goals #funny #sports #sport gear #feminism

The only difference between Cars and Transformers is that Transformers took the anthropomorphizing of vehicles further.

#humor #high thoughts #cars #transformers #movies #txt #txt post

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