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But then disaster struck.

She took a DNA ancestry test.

The results came back: 0.0091% Black.

I was horrified. Betrayed. Devastated. Shaking. Crying. Throwing up.

For 20 years, I had unknowingly been living with someone who, according to the sacred One-Drop Rule, was apparently 100% Black. My entire bloodline had been compromised by approximately one microscopic melanin particle.

Naturally, I filed for divorce immediately. I also abandoned the children because I refuse to let a single atom of non-whiteness contaminate my glorious KKKK+ ancetors.

Thankfully, I have now remarried a woman who is 100% pure white with absolutely no suspicious percentages whatsoever. We are currently waiting for her DNA results to confirm she is not 0.0000001% anything interesting.