You were like a brother to me.

Imagine if we could close our ears as we close our eyes

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

🤔

The lottery was invented to catch time travelers

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

Time to buy a guillotine

Don’t forget to drink water, get sunlight, and that we are basically a house plant with complicated feelings.

Ayyyyyyee

America is built on racism, slavery and genocide and literally continues to exploit this in every sphere of existence.

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better tomorrow” is the human version of “Did you try turning it off and back on again?”