je suis tres aimable et tres caustique

Prologue: hi we’re the characters

Pierre: Sad Man is Sad ™

Moscow: Everyone is a little afraid of Marya.mp3

The Private and Intimate Life of the House: The In-Laws are messed up

Natasha & Bolkonskys: The In-Laws Suck ft. Harmonies from Hell

No One Else: I Love Andrey.mp3

The Opera: Holy Fuck Gelsey Bell

Natasha and Anatole: Say No To This

The Duel: Pierre’s Plot Point

Dust and Ashes: Sad Man is no Longer So Sad But is Still a Little Sad ™

Sunday Morning: CHURCH.mp3

Charming: nineteenth century gay

The Ball: Natasha No

Letters: Sad Man, Confused Girl, Lesbian, and Thot write letters

Sonya and Natasha: Natasha PLEASE

Sonya Alone: Sonya Has Sense.mp3

Preparations: Anatole Your Thought Process

Balaga: this musical is depressing so here’s a character who drives recklessly

The Abduction: Thot Detected

In My House: Everyone Is Afraid of Marya.mp3

A Call To Pierre: Thotslayer Summoned

Find Anatole: Thot Patrol

Pierre and Anatole: Begone Thot ft. PETERSBURG

Natasha Very Ill: Look What You Did Anatole

Pierre and Andrey: Great Googly Moogly It’s All Gone Wrong

Pierre and Natasha: You’re Sad Well I Love You Don’t Be Sad

Hélène: And?

Anatole: ...I thought you would be a little more shocked.

Hélène: Oh, sorry.

“She began to cry And a greater sense of pity, tenderness, and love overflowed Pierre’s heart He felt the tears begin to trickle underneath his spectacles And he hoped that no one would see

We won’t speak of it anymore We won’t speak of it, my dear But one thing I beg of you, consider me your friend”