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@andrewoc24
Hi, I get headaches all the time I rain tears and let them dry I let medics standing by Okay, bye I don't know why I am like this Honestly I really try It's just the words don't reach my mind Do you ever feel stuck Stuck in the middle of your life Wondering will it be alright Isn't the moon so very bright, tonight Oh, fuck Maybe I suck Maybe I'm bad luck Do you feel stuck with me? I'm sorry I can't do this stuff
“Party Fear” by Raleigh Ritchie
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You just never know when you're gonna go I'm scared that my time will come And they'll say I was too young Now I lay in bed, all up in my head Thinking about leaving this world behind I don't want to die And be a body ten feet under the ground Everyone I love gets used to me not being around Life is finally getting good, I know one day that it'll end But don't take me yet, please don't take me yet
I Don't Want to Die - Will Jay
maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.
did it work
maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.
This is the THIRD time bernie’s lost his stuff to lava
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my favorite reactions to eminem’s oscar performance
Iconic.
Do you have that one picture of a fat ginger cat on two legs that kinda looks like it's walking away or dancing?
I sure do!!
Gorgeous
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when theres a lot of work left to do but ur shift is over
APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM
imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher
John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)
Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre
The jury finds you guilty and sentences you to 20,000 plays of What’s New Pussycat.
a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world
Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”
I mean I kind of feel a bit called out here… like not, specifically, or anything. it’s just that Heinz Doofenschmirtz is so relatable
Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
so there’s this band i like.
these dudes all met at the university of michigan in ann arbor
and they quickly made a name for themselves with their unique music videos and incredible musicianship & songwriting
one of the guys directs all their videos, and has a flair for graphic design and creative editing
their live shows are amazing, full of absurd banter, beautiful improvised comedic moments, great cover songs, and switching instruments
not only are they all incredibly talented dudes, but you can tell that they’re totally BFFs off the stage as well
also, they’re all absolutely Adorable
right now you are probably like “YEAH WE GET IT, YOU LOVE TALLY HALL!” well, you’re definitely right, BUT— i’m not talking about tally hall!!!
i’m talking about VULFPECK:
vulfpeck is the third member of my personal HOLY BAND TRINITY (the other two being TH and JTG ofc). but unlike the other two, they’re not indie rock— they are a four-piece instrumental funk band, made up of:
jack stratton, the bandleader (keys, drums, guitar, songwriting)
theo katzman, who you may know from starkid/darren criss stuff (drums, guitar)
woody goss, ~mystery man~ (keys, songwriting)
joe dart, LITERAL BASS GOD (bass)
here they are in all their glory at the blind pig in april (L-R: woody, theo, jack, joe)
occasionally they add their pal joey dosik on sax or keys:
and their most popular songs are definitely the ones where they bring in a guest vocalist, like antwaun stanley:
you might have heard of vulfpeck last year when they launched their SLEEPIFY campaign— to fund their tour, jack stratton uploaded an entirely silent album to spotify and asked vulfpeck’s fans to stream it overnight while they slept. the strategy managed to generate $20,000 (!!!) for the band before spotify took it down. the sleepify announcement video jack made is a great introduction to vulfpeck’s unique combination of genius and hilarity:
vulfpeck’s music is a little bit less accessible than tally hall, but i honestly think that the overlap in process/vibe/talent/humor is more than enough to get anyone who’s fond of TH into these guys in a big way.
their channel has TONS of videos— live music videos for nearly every song, plus a whole lot of jack’s bizarro comedy shorts and various other musical/film projects. i highly, HIGHLY recommend just diving in and checking it all out.
also, there’s a bunch of live footage on youtube as well— this video from their chicago show on the sleepify tour is just. fucking transcendent tbh
TL;DR: if you love tally hall, definitely check out vulfpeck— different genre but the same type of good vibes.
………and if all that doesn’t convince you, GUESS WHO ELSE LOVES VULFPECK:
( ^ comment on this video)
and to cap it all off, here is this glorious picture of jack stratton in his natural habitat for your viewing enjoyment.
