The Sword of Heroes

I’ve seen videos of children who have months to live because of some terminal illness, and cats that have chronic seizures.

•What is something I always say? “uhm, something you always say?  You always say... you always say uh... uhm, uh oh spaghetti o’s”

•What makes me happy? "uhm, spaghetti *cackles* are these all going to be spaghetti related questions?"

•What makes me sad? "When kitty cats die"

•What's my favorite thing to do? "Play the game where you beat the alien swamp" [Creeper World III: Arc Eternal is fuckin badass]

•What do I do when you're not around? "Play the game where you beat the alien swamp"

•If I become famous, what will it be for? "Coming up with a new math equation"

•What makes you proud of me? "I’m proud of a lot of things about you.  I think, uh, how dedicated you are to school, and also how good of a father you are"

•What is my favorite food? “Spaghetti”

•What is my favorite restaurant?  “Olive Garden?”

•Where is my favorite place to visit? “I don’t know, maybe Denton?”

•If I could go anywhere, where would it be? “Mars”

•How do I annoy you? "Oh boy, when you think things aren’t a big deal.  But also when you start laughing at things in the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep"

•What is my favorite movie? "Howl’s Moving Castle"

•Who is my celebrity crush? "Taylor Swift"