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- turning the tub purple while dyeing your hair with Kool-Aid

- using colored pencils as eyeliner

- falling asleep without putting out your incense and almost setting your desk on fire.

- losing your brand new shoes during the class pool party

Things that do not qualify as “teenage mistakes”:

Also, the original post was just a rant that I didn’t expect to get so much attention so let me explain in further detail so you know what’s going on. Here’s what we know for sure:

Josh Duggar molested 5 girls, starting in 2002

After the first girl came forward, Josh Duggar admitted it to his parents who “disciplined him themselves”

After the second girl came forward, the Duggar family notified their church who allegedly sent him to a “Christian Counseling Program”

Michelle later claimed this never happened and his was just sent to live with a family member for four months.

After more accusations in 2003, Jim Bob Duggar and some church elders took Josh Duggar to the police station for a “stern talking to” from a state trooper.

Said state trooper was later convicted himself for child pornography charges

In 2006, the Duggar family was to be interviewed by Oprah who heard about the situation, causing a full blown police investigation to occur and the family lawyered up (it should be noted several lawyers went all “fuck no” to the case and wanted no part of it).

The statute of limitations has since expired, leaving Josh Duggar free from conviction.

Here’s just some in general horrifying information:

His wife fucking knew about the whole time and has now put their children in danger. 

His parents fucking knew about the whole time and put their children in danger

“so kit and ella were married.

1) i want to pay off my parents mortgages 

2) i want to give to charity more then i can now

3) i want to spoil the people i love

4) i want to be able to send the ones i love on the vacations they can’t afford

5) i want to help out people i dont even know

6) i want to tip nice waitresses/waiters extra for being nice