In A Place We Do Not End

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

I could use some luck

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

the fact that these reactionary people always show literal advertising campaigns as "proof" of how people were happier in the past; like...I get that media literacy is, to put it mildly, not a conservative strong suit, but damn

"Here is a constructed image that supports my idiosyncratic, evidence-less position and worldview - change my mind!"

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt