And Musicals too

It is true in my heart of hearts that everyone. or at least a solid majority of people. genuinely think the inciting incident of the HuntervHollander fight is that Scott called Shane a slur. I’m being serious. There is very little that could get Hockey’s Two Goodest Boys beating each other up especially with the genuine rage Shane was displaying there. A week after the fight Shane and Scott’s agents have to force them to separately release statements that are just “I did not say something racist to one of the only Asian players in the league” and “I did not try to kill Scott because he said a racist slur to me” because the hockey community is tearing them to SHREDS absolutely convinced Scott said some heinous shit to get Shane to react like that. Which. He did. But it was a gay-on-gay hate crime and nobody was guessing that.

it's funny, bc objectively, paul matthews is the most average, boring man alive. he can also be a bit of a dick (albeit, unintentionally). and yet... i adore him so much.

I just finished watching the guy who didn’t like musicals and I am sobbing that they killed Paul because now it feels like some piece of me is missing and I just loved Paul as a character so much asfejskhcjekdbft help me please

I will never get over the fact that, the entirety of the opening of Twisted is literally the prologue of Beauty and the Beast, down to the instrumental like CMON

these musicals gotta stop making their evil hiveminds so appealing. like this one gives you excellent social skills? hell YES. this one perfects your singing and dancing. sign me UP. and they come with a bunch of friends built in

I'll be looking for falsettos fanfics to read and theyll feminize and stereotypes whizzer as the super gay man when whizzer is just a silly little guy who likes baseball and doesn't want to take the roll of having to be the wife in the relationships

They'll be like "Why did Marvin try to make Whizzer a housewife >:(" and then do exactly that