*zones out for an entire week*

responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with “‘Cause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.” using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went “A'ight. fair ‘nuff.”, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.

I hate that no one talks about just how distressing memory loss from adhd actually is. I always see memes that are like “haha I forgot my phone, I don’t remember where my laptop is, etc”, but no one seems to talk about how it can really fuck you up long term to just, not remember things that are completely mundane to non-adhd’ers. The memory loss is, however, so frustrating to us. I cannot physically count how many meltdowns I have had over the sheer mental frustration and torture of not being able to remember seemingly simple things

designing an OC be like: “should i impose all of my faults and misgivings on them for self-validation and comfort or should i make them everything i wish i was so i can live vicariously through them”

ending questions with !! instead of ?? is always so fun. asking my friend ‘how was your day!!!!’ to convey that im equally excited to just talk to them as i am to receive the actual information. if not more so

he’s so cute i wanna throw a brick at him

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody