One whole Bean™

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

Show daddy that nice picture again

I just realised this might have been meant as hate and not a daily affirmation of how cool and awesome I am.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up