( needy. )

Puck: And you didn't invite me? I am hurt. HURT.

Andie: ..whoopsies 🤷🏼‍♀️

Andie: you know i'm always willing to get drunk with you, dork

Stella: Shhhhhhhh, we can pick a movie where I'm not a warthog though right?

Stella: Then again, I can harmonize LIKE A BOSS on Hakuna Matata, so maaaaaaybe worth it, 🤔🐗

Andie: we can if you want to, because you are much much prettier than a warthog.

Your first mistake was thinking that you should be sleeping over some random dudes house. Even if you’re banging him, sticking around totally ups the risk him turning out to be a total psycho while you’re asleep.

Trust me, I know. Totally rookie mistake. I’m usually the one to run out of there before there’s any cuddling involved. It’s weird, but like.. Some guys get so attached after one night? And I’m like, uh.. No. I just wanted to have sex.

Always look for the babes on tinder with a dog in their photos. They’re the least crazy, and most likely to think you’re the fucking man when you bring out Lucky Charms in the morning. #TinderTipsWithGabe

So, would you bring me Lucky Charms in the morning?? And can I cuddle your dog?

Do you really think that you should be telling a bunch of people about this?

Fran... Please. Of course I do. It’s hilarious, and it should be shared with the world. Plus, everyone knows I always have a crazy Tinder hook up story. You should try it, y’know.

BUFFY: aweee, baaaaabe

BUFFY: irk?

BUFFY: proof god does give with both hands 😘

ANDIE: i just saw a pic of you on my phone and just had to randomly tell you this

ANDIE: and i think we should get together soon probably

Matt: No prob, bob. Word of advice, you might want to consider wearing a football helmet or shoulderpads if you plan on getting that rough with someone!

Andie: i meannnn

KELSEY: Oh really now? Keep talking like that.

KELSEY: (I thought it was me being clothed :P)

KELSEY: Oh, we both know the clothing's going to be coming off once I step inside of your place.

ANDIE: i just want you to know that this is basically my favorite thing about you