yo you wanna interact with some bullshit? some raw, unfiltered shenanigans? here is kh/onjin from khon/jin house. he makes no sense. he wants to inhale pepperoni pizza. you make sense of it, that isn’t my job.

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“ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS !! JUST TO STAY HERE AND MAKE ME SUFFER WITH YOUR LITTLE FACE ?! ”

“ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THIIIIIIIIINKIN’ !? BONE COLOR DOESN’T MATTER LIKE AT ALL. EVER. ”

“ don’t - don’t you dare come close to me you little fiend. ” 

 “Oh! Is the funnyman? Upset? Little funnyman upset over the pizzas? Hm? Gonna cry about pizzas? Gonna shoot me?” He chirps, in the most annoying way possible. “Gonna defend those poor little pizzas from my opinions??? Hmmm?”

    “ yeah, well, pizza was there for me when my bitch of a wife left, and you weren’t, so i think it’s clear where my loyalties lie. ” His god damned .jpeg of a gun twirls menacingly in front of his static-posed body.

  “Yea yea, the good ol ‘pineapple on pizza BAD’ argument, but consider this.           All pizza bad. You’re all losers for liking it. Real ORIGINAL, liking pizza–”

    “ do you think god hears your prayers. do you think that’s what happens. ” CLICK.

“ if you keep this act up i’m sure you will be sad you took your life for granite. ”

“ … i’m sure you inhaled MORE than just sand. juuuuuuuust a hunch. ”

    “ if you follow me on this god-forsaken shit-stain of a website, i have already logged your IP address and am currently using it to deliver you 10 pizzas. which will then be delivered from your house, to me, in my house, at the pizza parlor, where the pizzas came from. how d’ya like them apples? is what i would say if they were apples. but they’re not. they’re pizzas. pies. like this pie. chart. which shows how many poor bastards have given me their ip address already. you’re just another number, compadre. ”

    “ another topping on the pizza pie. ”

    “ Hey, uh, hi Gino. I would like to file a formal complaint, the soap in the sauna tasted like absolute shit, and I think you should really use a different flavor. ” Of course, of course, this is all said without even the slightest modicum of jest. As per usual, Khonjin believes the things he’s saying to be no joking matter.