I can't hear you! It's too dark in here!

wuuuut LMFAOOO!

Don't fucking cheat on someone

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

I dun knooo

His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww

Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂

Liddo glasses. Awwwwwwww

I watched this 50 times

@upset-inertia it’s baht mahn

in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

u dead

u hella ded

She literally said something in feline. She had to have

This certainly got my cats’ attention.

it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”

Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE

…. You speak cat?

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you