Karis

Well fuck…

There’s a quote that goes something like “when a woman says “no”, it is the beginning of a negotiation”…

What are they

I think they’re civets. They’re related to raccoons. And apparently they fail at drinking milk, but it’s adorable.

epic fail

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

that vagina-owner feel

I’m gonna die and this post is gonna be the last thing I see

Hogwarts is probably my ideal school because there’s no mandatory physical education and all the meals are served buffet style

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science