The Cities 6th Most Important Financial Adviser

Ok I don’t actually think I’m Esme don’t worry I just memoriesed that quote and finally found a chance to use it.

To be honest I don’t actually know when or for how long I will be using this account but what I do know is I just need a place to talk about the show... so here I am.

Esme is queen 👑

Snickets are wholesome 👉👈

Hookhands is a sweetie 🍬

Sunny is the smartest ☀️

Jacques and Olivia otp 💗

Larry and Jacquelyn bffs 👯

Dewey is a gem 💎

Jerome is king 👑

Olaf is a pro actor really... 🎭

tHe SuGaR bOwL 🤩

And that’s that

Can anyone give me some alternative words to alright because apparently I use them to much and it doesn’t give off the vibe I want it to

Like when I say alright I mean yes it’s actually going good but everyone interprets it as oh she’s not doing so good. Like... how else do I express myself...?

Enjoy... maybe... (this is only half of it).

So the texting takes place after the opera night. Lemony and Beatrice have just parted ways.

I was going to do a lot more but I might just do one more part depending on my motivation.

(I do apologies for my terrible English skills.)

Klaus, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Quigely:

Olaf: Just my love for you

Jacques almost hitting her with his taxi and getting the girl.

Beatrice - would tell us the TRUTH and I need to know the TRUTH. We would finally know exactly what happens at the opera night and mask ball and I need that. And we’d learn more about hers and Lemonys and Bertram’s relationships. She would not rest until her children are back with her.

Bertram - would avenge himself for not being mentioned at all in the Netflix series by telling us all about his life. We’d love him by the end. How dare you keep him from us Netflix (I joke). Bertram wouldn’t rest either until his children were back with him.

Quagmire parents - would be factual and to the point and would tell us everything we need to know about the Baudelaires and Quagmries. That’s just how I see them... I could be wrong. We’d also find out why the children never met before the unfortunate events.

MWBBNH WWHBNB - we would all be turned into criminal masterminds who would all want to burn VFD to the grounds. They would tell us how evil they and everyone in VFD was and we’d see them manipulating Justice into believing they are good. They don’t care about the Baudelaires. But neither would we if we were watching their version. We’d just want the money.

Carmelita - we’d all be shouted at if we didn’t understand what she was talking about. She’d call us cakesnifferes and tell us the Baudelaires are cakesniffers. We may actually want to look away. We’d learn nothing and she’d just talk about why she is so adorable. The only thing we may learn is we’d find out more about her time with Olaf and Esme.

Nero - we’d be attending a violin recital and learn nothing about the Baudelaires. We’d have to give him candy all the time too.

Mr Poe - oh this would be interesting. We’d all believe the Baudelaires are making everything up. We’d also think Mr Poe is the smartest man around. We’d find out more about his cough and his part to play in the events. But in this version we’d love him and think the Baudelaires are stupid.

Fiona - At best we’d learn a lot more about the Medusa Mycilum and her relationship with the Baudelaires and Quagmires. And a lot about Fernald and how good he was (and still is). Oh so we might learn about Fernald and Olaf’s friendship before the schism so that’d be interesting to learn.

HPOIG - They have a similar vibe to Lemony but would be less melancholy and more philosophical. We’d love them. They would have looked after the children if he had the chance. They would have taught the children so much and they might actually be happy.

White Faced Women - they’d both talk about how much they love Olaf. However by the end of the story we’d find out they did care about the Baudelaires and would have looked after them if it weren’t for Olaf. We’d also learn more about their parents and sister and the fire and how VFD has affected their lives both knowingly and unknowingly.

Bald Man - we’d find out why he went bald for one thing. We’d also learn why he has a crush on Esme and we’d be routing for them both. Bald Man and Esme would be the new Lemony and Beatrice. Every episode would start with to Esme - and some cheesey line he comes up with. Nowhere near as good as Lemonys but still from the heart.

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So yea. It’s a Brooklyn 99 blog because I am loving the show a lot. I mean obviously u can tell by looking at it but yea 😅

Just thought I’d announce that I have created it 🤷‍♀️ @terry-loves-yogurt @bingpot-hotdamn

Imma still post on here though, just been mega busy lately :))

Just cuz I could make more accounts but that seems a lot for my brain to process. I barely post on my second account because I forget about it.

But idk cuz I like to have subject specific accounts as well. Like I love organisation and having different accounts for different topics does sound sorta appealing.

Kinda want to post about other things but idk how I should proceed...

I’ll make a decision one day :)

Klaus when his parents die: ok I get it... my books, I’ll never get to read you ever again. You all burnt. Noooooo.

Violet: Klaus, parents, dead

Klaus: Violet, books, burnt

Olivia: Jacques... you know how we’re married now

Jacques: Yes love...

Olivia: Ok, so, I just feel like I should be allowed to ask you, questions

Jacques: Ok...

Olivia: So I was talking to Kit and...

Jacques: She told you about May 13th

Olivia: Bingo

Jacques: It was a great costume.... I make a good cow.

Olivia: And this is why I love you so much.

Jacques: I love you too... when did Kit tell you?

Olivia: She basically said it ten seconds after meeting me. I mentioned your name and she went on to tell me how you escaped our enemies by pretending to be a cow. It was hilarious. I just... I didn’t believe her...

Jacques: That’s VFD for you

Olivia: What have I signed up for

Jacques: A life time of happiness with me, your cow

Olivia: This is weird...

Jacques: You love me really