hey pal

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

Porhaps A Tread Trough The Verdant Grove Will Clear My Thouts

Nope I Am Still A Idiot

“We’re gay”

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

If your mental health is damaged by a stranger setting boundaries and not wanting to date you, that is your problem, not theirs. Work on making yourself attractive and interesting. Work on not being the kind of person who prompts straight women to swear off men. If you can’t clear the bar, don’t demand that women lower it for your basic ass. Make yourself better. Don’t ask women to lower their standards so you can squeak by with the bare minimum.

if you see those before and after puberty things and get bothered because you still think you look pretty gross, remember that some pokemon have two evolutions and some have three

this is the most inspirational thing i’ve heard all week

i think the hardest day for a girl is the first day of period