Queerly Beloved

Hey you know what would be more helpful? The actual fucking spell in times new Roman! Let Alone getting the pronunciation right, Am I suppose to guess the first letter and hope I don’t blow myself up? Who reads in old English font anymore? Is that a T or a J? Fuck I don’t know man, just wing it out there and hope for the best…

You, my friend, have found the awfulness. Congratulations!

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

I love it!

Necessity truly is the mother of all invention

I can’t believe Haruhi fans made major progress in the field of mathematics before they got season three.

Oooh noooooo

@badtitlesandbacon I love you for tagging me in this 😂

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

fun fact about me, i’ve only ever watched rick and morty while sucking dick. i have literally never watched a single second of rick and morty without a dick in my mouth.

now seeing still frames from it in memes or whatever triggers a taste memory of cum. hope you all have a great night!