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not to flex but i never saw la la land

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh  we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

my personal theory is that the people who started the idea that interns run corporate social media accounts was the corporations themselves so that even people who hate companies would be subject to sympathy for the accounts. it adds more humanity to them and it is absolutely evil

Like does anyone honestly believe major brands trust some of their most visible PR to random interns? Sure a local business will often just let a savvy kid run their social media, but fucking like Wendys and Sunny D are not letting Britney the 20 year old intern handle what amount to multiple daily press releases.

the pope bangs his scepter on the ground and requests an exclusive look at the creation of a dobby pussy indulgence

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

One of my favourite parts of working with kids is like… Very Gently subverting their idea of gendered topics… Like if a girl goes ‘no, sharks are a boy thing’ and you go “UM ACTUALLY THATS STUPID AND INCORRECT” they get freaked out, but if instead u go “Are you sure? Cause I think sharks are awesome, here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon” it’ll blow their tiny mind and they’ll be shitting themselves over it for days. 100% effective, 10/10 recommend

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

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