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cus’ i want him so bad its not funny.

minors go away. these aren’t for you!

swf !

- he is a very particular man and he doesn’t mess around when it comes to poor posture. you’re an extension of him, after all. he’ll press a hand up against the base of your spine and trail the other up to your chest, straightening your back out. it doesn’t physically matter where you are. he’s formed a habit and he doesn’t intend to break out of it anytime soon.

“sit properly. that’s it.”

- he’s not overly keen on grand displays of intimacy. hugs are rare, holding his hand seems almost impossible some days yet he has his own ways of displaying affection. a little jut of his chin when he’s pleased with something. a quick brush of his fingers against yours when you look anxious. sometimes his hand will come to grapple at your wrist and tug you alongside him. they’re fleeting but they mean something in their own way.

- wesker doesn’t take to you doing things for yourself very kindly. he simply won’t allow it. wesker makes a point of opening doors for you, begrudgingly giving you his jacket when it’s cold, buying you fresh flowers every few days (it feels pointless to him. it’s a custom he’s leaned into.) and helps you stay up-right against him when you’ve had just a touch too much to drink.

“ah, ah, no. stay put. i’m opening the door for you.”

- wesker has no patience when it comes to petty arguments. he’ll shut it down quickly, often times by simply walking out of the room and never speaking of it again. on the odd occasion that wesker riles himself up, he’ll do his absolute best to remain composed. he’ll give you tight, sharp responses. no room for agreement or disagreement. arguments never really seem to stick with wesker. he has better things to do than dwell on a lovers quarrel.

nsfw !

- wesker is the victim of a major size kink. he loves seeing you down there, below his chin. maybe its the blatant imbalance of power but he throbs at the thought of it alone. physically having you in-front of him and looking up at you all doe-eyed really sends him over the edge.

- as much as he seems like he’d be harsh with his words in bed, he’s surprisingly very mindful. he’ll coo at you, spouting out nicknames in the heat of his pleasure. the cooing often times borders on mockery. a sly smirk tugs at his lips, glaring down at you beneath him.

“look at you. that’s it, dear. take what you need. mm, that’s it.”

- wesker is abnormally vocal. he moans because he wants you to hear him. they’re boyish, drawn-out moans. the kind that just keep spilling from his mouth, puffing out bated breaths alongside them as he beats his cock into you.

- wesker adores the feeling of your hair bundled into his fist. he loves the way you whine out when he tugs just a little bit too hard. he’ll give you a gentle slap if you’ll let him and dear god, does he love doing that.

- spit. weskers a clean man but he insists on spit. whether he spits on you or you spit on him. he loves the feeling of his cock being spit on and equally loves seeing your face glisten as he spreads the saliva across the cute little expanse of your face.

- wesker’s non-negotiable kink is fucking in-front of a mirror. he loves watching you watch yourself crumble as he fucks you into oblivion. something so satisfying about watching the shame wash over you than wesker can’t deny makes him fuck you even harder.

wesker helping his insecure partner during sex.

usually he wouldn’t waste any time on it but you’re, you. so.

he, regretfully, does it the complete opposite way of how you’d expect.

it’s not slow and steady. he isn’t catering to your pace.

he’s rough, unrelenting. mapping out each individual curve of yours with scathing precision.

his voice is hardly a whisper. a shadow of a sound as he tells you, not asks, but tells you, “you’re not to be so insecure about the way you look. frankly, it’s an insult to my taste, no?”

it’s not long before he’s fucking you stupid on his silk sheets. making more noise than usual and yanking on the shorter tufts of your hair.

“you telling me of your— hah, insecurities was an invitation, was it not? suppose you won’t— fuck, mind what I do with something you don’t like?”

you’re a drooling mess. blubbering to yourself. every thrust of wesker’s is painfully coordinated. you wonder if he’s been waiting for an excuse like this to fuck you so brutally.

fem reader btw, female anatomy, reader is referred to as girl by wesker blah blah.

wesker on the dome.

a teasing wesker not even bothering to take his jacket off before he’s thrown himself onto your bed and pinches at the bridge of his nose.

he rambles about the day he’s had, trailing a hand across the expanse of your thigh and acting as if he doesn’t notice where his fingers are heading.

his fingers linger on the seams of your underwear, his middle and ring finger toying with the wetness of the fabric.

“i assume your day was much better than mine, my dear girl. i want to hear all about it.” he encourages you quickly, slipping both of his fingers into the slit of your cunt and curls them upwards.

you’re a spluttering, gasping mess by the time he’s gotten second knuckle deep into your throbbing pussy and he’s simply just talking to you.

he pays no mind to your pleasure, only in small phrases.

“i think we’re understaffed at the lab. far too much— buck your hips upwards, that’s, that’s it. good girl. there’s far too much paperwork, simply. it doesn’t promote productivity. they’re falling behind massively.”

wesker’s fingers continue to fuck up into you. red hot blush flushing your face and your teeth sink into your bottom lip.

you near your peak, gripping onto the sheets below the both of you yet still attempting to catch up with his frankly boring conversation.

lady boner goneeee

ANNOYING THINGS THEY DO WHILE TEXTING THAT MAKE YOU RETHINK THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP

characters included: chris redfield, leon kennedy, carlos oliveira, luis serra, jack krauser, albert wesker, jake muller, william birkin + piers mention

A/N: this has been sitting in the drafts for a month idek/SFW

disclaimer: ahistoric technology yadda yadda it’s for fun

A perfectionist to the core — even in everyday tasks. His documents must be perfectly organized, his coffee mug must always be in the same place, and his books must be at an angle on the shelf;

He enjoys classical music —particularly Bach and Wagner. Not because the sound relaxes him, but because of the mathematical order and monumentality of these works;

He hates small mistakes — a typo in a report, a button that is crooked, a stain on his shirt – these are things that can drive him crazy, though he rarely shows it;

SWF. the abbreviation you hate to see during kinktober but posting drafts whilst i’m still sick!! RAH! i’m feeling a lot better though. hope to set some stuff sailing this week!!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

you’re lucky if he looks you in the eyes most days. affection isn’t wesker’s strong suit but he’ll hold your bag for you when your arms get tired. he’ll offer you his hand when you’re making your way down the stairs. if it’s raining, he’ll hold his jacket above your head. it’s small but you know it’s a big thing for wesker.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

wesker doesn’t keep friendships for long but if you happen to be a special type of person, he invites you for dinner as often as possible and acts borderline offended when you can’t make it. wesker has millions of book recommendations committed to memory and he’ll give you one every single time you meet.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

wesker’s a big pat-on-shoulder-and-chuckle kind of guy. he won’t fully envelope you into his embrace but he’ll pull you into his side and rub the side of your shoulder.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

cooking, cleaning and all other basic chores are therapeutic to wesker. he enjoys the routine and monotony of it. he’s too particular for his own good. he refuses the help of anyone else. if it’s not done his way, then it’s not done correctly.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

he’s not going to fall to his knees and sob, is he? wesker’s more of a, “i’m not longer interested in a romantic relationship with you. take care of yourself or don’t. goodbye.”

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

wesker isn’t itching to get married. perhaps maybe for the legal benefits but it definitely wasn’t a dream of his as a child and certainly isn’t high on his to-do list now. frankly, proposing seems like too much of a show rather than an genuine act of love.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

wesker doesn’t care to spare anyones emotions. he tells the truth, regardless of it’s beneficial.

physically though, he’s incredibly gentle. light touches. his footsteps hardly ever make any noise. he doesn’t grip (unless you’re beneath the sheets with him), he caresses.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

on the rare occasion wesker hugs someone, he’s very hard. he’s not soft. he’s always so tense. it sort of feels like hugging a plank of wood. hard, cold.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

he doesn’t. ever. he simply just says he’s “fond” of you or that your company is much appreciated. you don’t think you ever heard him say he loves anything.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

oh please, wesker’s too busy to get jealous. he’s a work oriented man. you’ll do whatever you’ll do and wesker’ll have to deal with that later. even in the event you attempt to make him jealous he’ll scoff and swat you away with a flick of his wrist. he won’t fall for it that easily.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

unsurprisingly he’s quite good at kissing. a little rushed at times and often a bit too clinical to really feel truly authentic but the sentiment is there. he loves kissing the nape of his partners neck and in return, agrees to having the tip of his ear kissed as a passing gesture.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

wesker, surprisingly, is amazing with kids. he’s not affectionate, doesn’t speak with one of those grating “baby” voices but he knows children are to be cared for. he’s great at dealing with tantrums. excellent at communicating clearly. he’s always said he’d be a fantastic uncle.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

he’s up and dressed before you’ve even considered opening your eyes. he’ll bend over your frame and nudge you, insisting you wake up or else you’ll “rot” in there.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

he’ll eat with you. read in his lounge whilst you groan about the day you’ve had. wesker refuses to be the first to sleep. he grew uncomfortable with not being able to keep an eye on you so he sits and waits. if there’s liquor involved? you’re either not making it upstairs at all or he’s yanking you up there.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

it could be 8 years and you’d still not have the faintest idea of what his favourite colour is. he isn’t an open book. you know the bare bones of his personality but it’s evident most of it is a carefully curated facade. you don’t push, though. you’ve learnt that there’s a reason he’s reluctant to tell you anything.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

wesker isn’t quick to anger. he’s practiced the gift of patience for as long as he can remember. though, that doesn’t mean small things cant set him off. especially if said patience has been worn unbearably thin.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

he’s a smart guy. he can remember every little detail about you— regardless of wether you’d made a point of telling him a fact or not. he doesn’t see this as an act of love. it’s simply just the perks of having a spectacular memory.

“yes. i know. you’ve told me this once before. don’t mention it again. i tire hearing about it.”

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

wesker isn’t nostalgic. he doesn’t look back on anything fondly. in-fact, he doesn’t attach emotion to any memory of his.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

not protective in the traditional sense. more just, “i can suggest you don’t wear that tonight but if you’re seeking unwanted attention then you’ll do more than have it.” he won’t fight tooth and nail for you, only.. advise.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

wesker gives everything he does 110%. unless it’s anything to do with gift giving. he’s an awful and i mean awful gift giver. he asks people what they want and if he feels generous enough, he’ll buy it. no big surprises. he can’t just go off a whim.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

he has a nasty oral fixation. bites at his hands constantly. wesker’s also very arrogant, that’s self explanatory. he also has a habit of automatically assuming you of lower intelligence which sparks interesting arguments. he’s also a bioterrorist. so.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

not concerned about his looks but bothers himself with how tidy and clean he is. he can’t stomach a single hair out of place from its gel cast. he has food on his face? horrified. he needs to feel and look presentable.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

i’ll hold your hand when i say this. wesker physically doesn’t care. he may feel some type of way about you but he’s less than bothered if you’re there or not.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

wesker doesn’t like animals. people tend to coin him as a cat person but, he just doesn’t like them, period. allergic to the fur.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

neediness, clinginess. a partner who constantly needed physical affection would make him crazy.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

lady boner goneeee

ANNOYING THINGS THEY DO WHILE TEXTING THAT MAKE YOU RETHINK THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP

characters included: chris redfield, leon kennedy, carlos oliveira, luis serra, jack krauser, albert wesker, jake muller, william birkin + piers mention

A/N: this has been sitting in the drafts for a month idek/SFW

disclaimer: ahistoric technology yadda yadda it’s for fun