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Regulus, sliding a photo across the table to Barty: I want you to shoot this guy in the leg.
Barty: This is a picture of you.
Regulus: James wants me to learn to Dance salsa.

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this except is andrew and aaron minyard lol
you know it’s a good jegulus fic when you have to break out google translate
Falling asleep in the dorms…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah?”
“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”
“Shit mate, took you long enough.”
“Heh. Yeah.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, Prongs?”
“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”
“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”
“Noted.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, mate?”
“What if I like a particular bloke?”
“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”
“No.”
….
“Sirius?”
“Yes, Prongs?”
“It’s your brother.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”
“Right.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yes Prongs?”
“That’s…it’s okay?”
“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”
“Alright.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”
“Alright.”
….
“James?”
“What’s up, Padfoot?”
“Take care of him, alright?”
“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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*In a church*
Sirius: Why are you looking at me like that?
Regulus: I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames.
James: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Sirius: No, it’s okay. I shouldn’t have used my one free phone call to play a prank on Snape
james: you need to stand up for yourself, regulus!
barty: this iron deficient bitch will fall to the ground if he stands up
"When Sirius first told me he was dating a girl and I was shocked I thought ‘huh this is teaching me something about not making assumptions about people.’ HOWEVER now that Sirius has come out as a gay man I would like everyone to know, I’ve never been wrong. I’m never backing down again. And my assumptions? They are back." -Lily Evans
Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next

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Sirius: You know James would die for you right?
Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.
Falling asleep in the dorms…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah?”
“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”
“Shit mate, took you long enough.”
“Heh. Yeah.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, Prongs?”
“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”
“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”
“Noted.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, mate?”
“What if I like a particular bloke?”
“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”
“No.”
….
“Sirius?”
“Yes, Prongs?”
“It’s your brother.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”
“Right.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yes Prongs?”
“That’s…it’s okay?”
“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”
“Alright.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”
“Alright.”
….
“James?”
“What’s up, Padfoot?”
“Take care of him, alright?”
“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”
Harry: Why does Mommy wear makeup?
James: To look pretty
Harry: But she’s already pretty!
James: (beaming) Yes, she’s the very prettiest
Harry: Daddy you should wear makeup!
James: (smile falling)
*at the marauders' New Year party*
James: Can I have your number?
Regulus, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.
Remus: If it makes you feel better, you're very pretty when you cry.
Sirius, sobbing: I-It does, thank you.
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c: @akwardsilince

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Marlene: how is your mother so fine and you're... Not?
James: 😔
Marlene: how is it psychically possible for a hot woman and a hot man to have a not hot son
James: 😟
James: Did you know, if you have a song stuck in your head, it means your soulmate is singing it?
Remus: I know, but who tf keeps singing "Baby Shark" at 3 AM???
Sirius: *panics*