Panties and Rollerblades

Goes to a straight couple: So… Who’s the selfish jerk and who is the one faking orgasms?

do you guys want to see a really good bat

his name is Merlin Tuttle

the walmart pa system announces a hex on me and i levitate in the middle of the frozen food aisle

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

YOU ARE WELCOME

My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.

Tfw you can see the chipmunks robbing the bird feeder but your horrible human won’t let you outside for murder time

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

this is the only good addition to this post

Me @ all dumb gay girls out there: I love and support you.