amyredmage

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

this genuinely made me so happy

pains me to see classmates who slip into homemaking roles like clockwork when playtime starts. sisters i urge you to realize greater ambitions. you could be a steel worker who earns the respect of your peers through your quiet humility and work ethic. or an embattled party official, drafting the next five year plan in the wake of lower than projected crop yields. you could even be Dinosaurs,

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

i wouldnt make the capra demon comptop. id let her bottom. id make her feel rlly special

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

honestly they're such an interesting character dynamic, too. "I know that if I was a clone, I wouldn't be able to live with myself, so I make sure that I no matter which one I am, I can always cling to that insistent belief that I'm still the original." really fun psychological resolution to a few riddles. would be way better with narcissistic lesbian selfcest though.