groovy !

my family asks what my plans are for the next 10 years and i gotta hurry up and come up with a lie real quick cuz im banking on the apocalypse before then

The misuse of aave is so funny honestly y'all be like “this steak is lowkey perfectly cooked👌🏾💯🔥”

I’m finnaing to eat this steak af

No receipts zone but my stomach mad wylin to eat this steak

no shade but that fleek tea was highkey naenae she didnt do that!! 😂😂😂😂

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

left my phone charger at my parents house 2 hours away.. feel like pure shit just want her back

How yall been

Mind your own fucking business

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

i had a teacher at primary school who retired and shortly after he did mum and dad asked him around to help build a deck and one day he was out working and he had a mambo shirt with a dog in a wheelchair on it and i was mesmerised and accidentally walked into a wall

there are straight people and then there are Straight People