Anime is Love Anime is Life

the future is now

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

I love the implication here that witches just want to be loving parents to the children they want. I’ve fought with fake witches in the past, but maybe real ones are cool.

why, what do people think witches do with firstborns

Kinda like what we use Aloe Vera for.

i wish you hadn’t said that

Never has a text post confused me more than this one

you keep it at home, give it water and somehow it lives long enough for you to use its body water for almost all purposes 

i wish you hadn’t said that

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

ITS TIME

no bullshit no jokes most of yall are rude as hell and i have no idea how you have any followers much less like, actual friends

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood