Tu Amo/Tu Vida

Después de regresar del trabajo, la escuela, el viaje o lo que sea que te haya separado, comienza con un buen saludo cálido y amoroso, demostrado que verlo es lo más que deseas en el mundo.

Siempre salúdalo, en la puerta con una cara alegre y una voz suave y amorosa.

Buenas noticias primero, las quejas se administran suavemente después de una agradable cena deliciosa.

Vístase siempre para complacer a su esposo, y solo a su esposo. Nadie más. Las personas siempre halablaran, envidiarán y criticarán.

Reserve una voz suave especial que se use solo cuando se comunique con su esposo. El Hombre de la casa se merece siempre lo más especial de ti.

No se vista para la aprobación de otras mujeres.

Si tiene que limpiar, cocinar o hacer un trabajo que requiera esfuerzo físico, use ropa adecuada, pero báñese y cámbiese a ropa delicada femenina antes de que regrese su esposo.

Intercambie palabras amorosas y afectuosas con su esposo: siempre asegúrese de que sepa que usted aprecia su duro trabajo y su papel como jefe de familia.

Ponga las esperanzas e intereses de su esposo antes que los suyos.

No le pidas a tu esposo muchas cosas innecesarias. Considera sus necesidades antes que las tuyas.

Siempre trate de complacer a sus invitados y a los miembros de su familia.

No continúes las amistades con personas con las que no quiere que seas amigo. Esto incluye familiares que no sean de buena influencia.

Nunca permita que extraños u otros hombres estén a solas con usted cuando no esté cerca.

Siempre muestre hospitalidad a sus invitados, haciéndolos sentir cómodos y bien atendidos.

Sé paciente en tiempos difíciles.

Si su esposo quiere que se haga algo, o quiere que haga algo, hágalo con una sonrisa.

Si su esposo está enojado, guarde silencio. No lo cuestiones ni trates de averiguar por qué está enojado.

Sé siempre el primero en disculparte.

Nunca dejes que tu esposo se disculpe con nadie que no se merezca su disculpa, primero hazlo tu antes que el.

No salgas de la casa sin su permiso. Si tiene que irse, llámelo y dígale dónde estará.

No te pongas a la defensiva cuando esté de mal humor o te trate mal. Responda siempre con obediencia y un deseo sumiso de ponerlo de buen humor nuevamente.

Hey. This blog’s now a year old. And we hit 3,000 followers on the same day, so we figured we’d do something fun. Here’s 100 NSFW questions we’ve come up with. Send in some numbers and you get your answer.

First kiss?

First time masturbating?

First sex toy?

First kink tried?

First time doing oral?

First time having sex? Turn Ons

Biggest turn on?

Biggest turn off?

Quickest way to get horny?

Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

Top 3 places to be touched?

Ultimate fantasy?

Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? Preferences

Sex or masturbation?

Spit or swallow?

Cut or uncut dicks?

Rough or sensual sex?

Oldest person you’d sleep with?

Loud or quiet partners?

How much foreplay do you like?

How much teasing do you like?

What is too big for you to take?

Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

How much kissing do you like during sex?

What’s the most attractive part of the body? Location

Favourite place to have sex?

Would you have sex in public?

Last place you had sex?

Where would you most like to have sex?

Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house? Kinks

What’s your biggest kink?

What’s your limit?

Are you okay with name calling in bed?

Would you do any BDSM?

Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

Favourite type of bondage?

Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

Do you like overstimulation?

Do you like having pain involved?

Do you like biting/being bitten?

Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

Have any roleplaying preferences?

Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink? Masturbation

Do you own sex toys? How many?

Favourite Sex Toy?

What do you masturbate to?

How often do you masturbate?

How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

Do you masturbate with penetration?

Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms? Oral

Do you enjoy giving oral?

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?

Can you deepthroat? For people with dicks…

How long and how thick is it?

Do you do anal? Top or bottom?

Are you circumcised?

Do you like your balls being played with?

Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?

Where do you like to finish? For people with vaginas…

Do you like playing with your clit?

How do you prefer to do it?

What’s your breast size?

How often do you go braless?

Do you finger yourself?

How familiar are you with your g-spot?

Do you squirt? Sex

Favourite position?

How often do you do unprotected sex?

How loud are you in bed?

Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?

How good are you at dirty talk?

Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? Other

Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?

Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

What’s your favourite style of underwear?

Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?

Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?

How many orgasms can you have in a day?

How many other people know your dick/bra size?

What do you wear to bed?

Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?

Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.

Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you? Fun questions!

Do you name your genitalia?

What would be your stripper name?

Any funny sex stories?

What food if any would you use during sex?

Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

Do you often get horny in public?

Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?