Ammonia-offical @ammonia-offical - Tumblr Blog

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

EDIT: IM SO FUCKED I CANT DO THIS IM SORRY ILL TRY THOUGH

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justicefortilikum

A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.

adam--official

God loves transvestites He told me personally. Sorry

archangel-gabriel-offical

Can attest, He said it through me:)

adam--official

Yeah it was weirdly hot

archangel-gabriel-offical

oh well now youre just trying to make me blush ,,>v<,,

abel-official

Sigh

archangel-gabriel-offical

hey abel whats up

abel-official

Hey there, I'm ok. How are you?

archangel-gabriel-offical

pretty good

abel-official

✨ Fabulous ✨

I wanna go to sleep

archangel-gabriel-offical

i can hit you with sleep beam if u want

abel-official

I have become a little sceptical of these beams since you don't actually know what they do

But sure, not much can go wrong

archangel-gabriel-offical

no i totally know what sleep beam does

it just like knocks someone out for like an hour and a half and when they wake up, all of their sleep debt is gone, its awesome

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia is intrigued. Its sleep debt is crippling. Can it perhaps be a test subject for this, Sleep Beam?”

*The bottle materializes inside of a glass cube.*

#ammonia offical #Ammonia in a box

no-one-offical

Would you people like to come hang out at my Mojo Dojo Casa House Yacht Boat Ship Castle Hut Hotel Home Inn where all the other cool kids are in?

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia does not…‘hang out’. Especially in the presence of cool kids.”

*The bottle decrees firmly. It’s body is contained by a glass box, and it seems disturbed by the idea of socializing.*

#officalverse #ammonia offical #Mod in the tags #Ammonia is antisocial and weird #We love it #ammonia in a box

helpmemiku

transgender

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia would like to say, that it strongly agrees with this message.”

*The bottle announces, appearing nearby, encased in a glass box.*

#ammonia in a box #ammonia offical #officalverse

lock-offical

*locks @ammonia-offical in a glass box*

ammonia-offical

*The bottle looks about its new parameters, more than a little confused.*

“Ammonia would like to bid you hello, @lock-offical, and would also ask why it is in a jar.”

lock-offical

Because lock feel like so

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia supposes this makes sense.”

*The bottle decides, wondering if they should just disappear, or stay in their new home…or if the new home would come with them.*

lock-offical

If Ammonia walk, box go with them. Ammonia sit, box sit with them

ammonia-offical

*The bottle fades into nothing, then reappears a couple feet from its starting point. The box dis/reappears with it.*

“This home is intriguing, @lock-offical. Ammonia likes it.”

#ammonia offical #officalverse #ammonia-offical #ammonia in a box

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lock-offical

*locks @ammonia-offical in a glass box*

ammonia-offical

*The bottle looks about its new parameters, more than a little confused.*

“Ammonia would like to bid you hello, @lock-offical, and would also ask why it is in a jar.”

lock-offical

Because lock feel like so

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia supposes this makes sense.”

*The bottle decides, wondering if they should just disappear, or stay in their new home…or if the new home would come with them.*

#ammonia offical #Ammonia in a box #officalverse

lock-offical

*locks @ammonia-offical in a glass box*

ammonia-offical

*The bottle looks about its new parameters, more than a little confused.*

“Ammonia would like to bid you hello, @lock-offical, and would also ask why it is in a jar.”

#ammonia offical #officalverse #lock offical #Ammonia in a box

homosexuality-offical

is it gay to have a thing for tall people

look tall people are great that’s a universal fact

evil-bread-offical

Says the short person

homosexuality-offical

I AM FIVE FIVE (165cm)

evil-bread-offical

Five seven. I see you inherited the red ant anger

ammonia-offical

what’re y’all talking about down there?

5’9

#ammonia ooc #ammonia-offical #tall people

no-one-offical

Starting my presidential campaign early to hopefully build a big base for the next election, wish me luck guys.

Also, Vote No One, this coming election

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia would like to know: does voting for No One grant snacks?”

*The bottle appears from no where, and it seems hungry.*

no-one-offical

Oh absolutely! And my good old friend, the shadows, will provide you with any snack you'll love! Even ones from the farthest realms! I dare say, would you like one right now? Wouldn't want you to go out starving!

ammonia-offical

“That is very kind. Ammonia would like to say that its vote is, of course, not conditional, as No One has had its vote since election posts appeared on its dash, but snacks are appreciated.”

*The bottle clarifies, pondering the thought of immediate snacks.*

“Ammonia would not like to take advantage of No One’s generosity, but it is very grateful for the offer.”

no-one-offical

Oh no worries, you are not taking advantage of my generosity haha, but glad to hear it! 💜

Have a wonderful easy day Ammonia!

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia would wish No One a perfect day of happiness and success.”

*The bottle replies, before disappearing abruptly.*

#ammonia offical #Vote No One #officalverse #<3

no-one-offical

Starting my presidential campaign early to hopefully build a big base for the next election, wish me luck guys.

Also, Vote No One, this coming election

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia would like to know: does voting for No One grant snacks?”

*The bottle appears from no where, and it seems hungry.*

no-one-offical

ammonia-offical

“That is very kind. Ammonia would like to say that its vote is, of course, not conditional, as No One has had its vote since election posts appeared on its dash, but snacks are appreciated.”

*The bottle clarifies, pondering the thought of immediate snacks.*

“Ammonia would not like to take advantage of No One’s generosity, but it is very grateful for the offer.”

#officalverse #ammonia offical

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no-one-offical

Starting my presidential campaign early to hopefully build a big base for the next election, wish me luck guys.

Also, Vote No One, this coming election

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia would like to know: does voting for No One grant snacks?”

*The bottle appears from no where, and it seems hungry.*

#ammonia offical #officalverse

sorga-deactivated20120706

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

viintersol-blog

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

i love anons :D

profain-offical

talk to me

and arson frog

but send asks please peoples

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia is curious about the contents of these potential…anons.”

#ammonia-offical #officalverse

converse-unofficial

covnerse

converse-unofficial

i dont remember typing this out

or hitting post

no-one-offical

Now auctioning Covnerse, I repeat we are now auctioning The Covnerse, starting at $800

converse-unofficial

wait wait no stop 😭😭😭

who-offical

I want to bid $900!

no-one-offical

$900! Anyone else want to bid for the ever so great Covnerse?

acornsgo

1000!!

no-one-offical

MY MY!! 1000 from this wonderful fella here! Going once? Going twice?

converse-unofficial

guys im crying wait-

starspangledmoth

1100‼️

no-one-offical

1100!! OH MY MY MY

*looks across the room 10 minutes ago*

1 WILLIAM DOLLARS FOR THE GREAT COVNERSE!! DO I HEAR ANOTHER BID?

frxnkiistein

ONE FATTY CATTY!!

acornsgo

TWO FATTY CATTY!!!

who-offical

THREE FATTY CATTY!!!!

no-one-offical

ONE FA- OH TWO FATTY CATT- OH MY SON BIDS THREE FATTY CATTY????

GOING ONCE?? GOING TWICE??

*turns to face the opposite side of the room towards @microwave-offical*

Microwave, $1942 is lower than three fatty catty...

microwave-offical

FUCK. 5 FATTY CATS AND A BIG FAT DOG.

frickyoumarrieofficial

69 BIG FAT DEERS

no-one-offical

THAT'S WORTH LESS THAN ME SORRY!! WHO ELSE IS BIDDING? GOING ONCE?? GOING TWICE??

frickmarrie

i bid one pair of converse.

no-one-offical

THERE'S NOW A BID OF ONE PAIR OF CONVERSE FOR A PAIR OF COVNERSE!!

GOING ONCE??-

acornsgo

two pairs of converse

no-one-offical

*jumping timelines now to account for all new bidders*

Wow a very ominous bones prophecy is willy to trade their awesome covnerse, one excessively large dog, a one soggy poooodle, and four cat spectrum extremes!! @the-skeleton-war-approaches

Oh my!! @tumbleweed-offical is bidding their collection of shines and shoes!! Do I hear another bidder??-

@acornsgo has decided to bid with two pairs of converse AND A VERY COOL ROCK!!! INCREDIBLE!!

GOING ONCE? GOING TWICE???

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia happens to be in possession of a human soul, if @no-one-offical will accept that bid.”

*The bottle appears from thin air, with another, smaller jar to its right, with a purple haze forming inside.*

#covnerse #officalverse #ammonia offical

james-offical

bean dogs,

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia would like to suggest, ahem, slice of cheese, on a lizard.”

*The bottle appears seemingly out of nowhere, with a hand written recipe for “cheesy lizard.”*

#ammonia-offical #officalverse

I LOVE YOU

“Ammonia loves you too, kind stranger.”

#ammonia-offical #officalverse #Ask Ammonia

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reblogging-satan-officals-art

thank you because of your blog I found out satan is only 4,11 and confirming that I am taller than almost everyone while being on the younger side 13 and still being 178 cm tall

-@the-pineapple-offical

Heh Satan's short

Am I right 5'3 gang! 😃 *awkward silence*

ALOS DAMN YOUR A TALL 13 YEAR OLD

Ok byeeee Pineappleee :3

supervillain-offical

WAIT @the-pineapple-offical YOU’RE 13?!

the-pineapple-offical

yeah I know

I am very mature and I know some shit so yeah that doesn’t really matter

But how old are you

supervillain-offical

…

17. I am very immature.

the-pineapple-offical

damn you are OLD DO YOU NEED A WALKER SHORTY

supervillain-offical

Hey I’m not THAT old-one offical account is like thirty I think lol

Also you’re like one of the youngest Officalverse members and you managed to create the most terrifying Officalverse being

I feel like you should get an award for that.

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia is 16, if it makes you feel any better, Supervillain.”

*the bottle states appeasingly, before pausing.*

“Ammonia is cowed by Pineapple’s height, though. Ammonia is 5’9.”

arsenic-offical

Awww. Arsenic is 5'8. Older... what gender is Ammonia?

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia is non-binary, but they will accept any title. They would also like to ask Arsenic’s gender.”

*the bottle responds after moment.*

arsenic-offical

Arsenic uses she/they, but is chill with whatever. Arsenic is also very much a lesbian but nb peeps are bootiful too.

ammonia-offical

“Ammonia understands perfectly why Aresenic would be a lesbian, women are very pretty.”

#ammonia-offical #officalverse

reblogging-satan-officals-art

thank you because of your blog I found out satan is only 4,11 and confirming that I am taller than almost everyone while being on the younger side 13 and still being 178 cm tall

-@the-pineapple-offical

Heh Satan's short

Am I right 5'3 gang! 😃 *awkward silence*

ALOS DAMN YOUR A TALL 13 YEAR OLD

Ok byeeee Pineappleee :3

supervillain-offical

WAIT @the-pineapple-offical YOU’RE 13?!

the-pineapple-offical

yeah I know

I am very mature and I know some shit so yeah that doesn’t really matter

But how old are you

supervillain-offical