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I will be removing myself from situations

If something is happening, well, I certainly don't want anything to do with that

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

you had to be there

do you ever see people, in october 2020, talking about, like, hanging out with their friends and getting drinks with people and going on dates and hooking up with people and hanging out in coffee shops and going to the gym and realize that some people are living in a completely different reality than you are

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

Posts that changed the world pt. 2

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

opens a google document that’s enough for today

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

all ppl born after 1990 know how to do is reformat resume, submit resume, write cover letter, send emails, never hear back, blame ourselves instead of the state of the world created by those who came before us, cry about it, eat something, reformat resume, subm

US healthcare system be like:

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

beating your ass is my hyperfixation and brother? im about to start infodumping